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Twenty-Year-Old SoCal Resident Has Longest Tongue In The U.S.
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
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ewwww
Saw that yesterday, but without the picture.
Afanasiev says that he hopes his tongue will help further his acting career.
...as a porn star.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 26, 2010 at 08:17 AM
Drat you, Jeff. I was just going to say that.
Posted by: wingpup | July 26, 2010 at 08:24 AM
And he saves on his car insurance. The lizard likes him.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 26, 2010 at 08:27 AM
Jeff just killed the whole comment thread. Nothing left to say after that, unless we're going to repeat it 27 times.
Posted by: wingnut | July 26, 2010 at 08:38 AM
I say we give Jeff a severe tongue lashing!
Posted by: Punkin | July 26, 2010 at 08:39 AM
Woah, when did they measure everybody's tongues?
Posted by: Tash | July 26, 2010 at 09:15 AM
As an actor, does that affect his enunthiation?
Posted by: Steve | July 26, 2010 at 09:16 AM
But can he roll it?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | July 26, 2010 at 09:24 AM
Kiss off, Kiss.
Posted by: Ralph | July 26, 2010 at 09:37 AM
The blogettes are suspiciously quiet.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | July 26, 2010 at 09:39 AM
So how does he meet women? Walks into a bar and licks his eyebrows.
Now, if he could just master that whole ear-breathing thing.
Posted by: bonmot | July 26, 2010 at 09:46 AM
This reminds me of a story Siouxie told me....
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 26, 2010 at 09:52 AM
I knew Siouxie was going to get involved in this one, whether she shows up or not.
Posted by: padraig | July 26, 2010 at 09:56 AM
Of course you knew that, padraig. You were in the story.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 26, 2010 at 10:05 AM
I was drunk, Annie. And pad kept throwing cherries at me.
Posted by: Siouxie | July 26, 2010 at 11:14 AM
Pretty sure ear-breathing wouldn't help him, since they'd be covered up too :-p
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Posted by: Chris | July 26, 2010 at 12:32 PM
Well this story's sure the set tongues awaggin' . . .
and awaggin' and awaggin and awaggin' . . .
Posted by: bonmot | July 26, 2010 at 12:38 PM
Somebody better put Gene Simmons on suicide watch.
Posted by: Wes S. | July 26, 2010 at 12:51 PM
Wes S. and Jeff M. both took my comments. Not fair. Not that I'm interested or anything but is he single?
Posted by: nursecindy | July 26, 2010 at 01:26 PM
His girlfriend must be so delighted. She really know when she's... well, nevermind!
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 26, 2010 at 10:49 PM
Stephen Taylor, or Steven Tyler? Either way, I wouldn't want to _walk this way_.
Cat got your tongue? Why yes. Yes he does. And, may I add, ow?
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 26, 2010 at 11:00 PM