THANK GOD SOMEBODY IS CRACKING DOWN
Don't roll your eyes in Elmhurst.
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
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Tell my current wife we're moving to Elmhurst.
Posted by: bonmot | July 23, 2010 at 02:37 PM
Let's add eye blinking too. If there is excessive eye blinking they ought to jail these rat-bastard, citizens.
Who the hell do they think they are anyway, free people?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | July 23, 2010 at 02:40 PM
The person tossed out is lucky she wasn't tased. I heard that Oak Park -- a few towns east of Elmhurst -- was going to require that all speakers at the public meetings be dressed in Prairie Style.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | July 23, 2010 at 02:43 PM
*rolls eyes*
Posted by: Chris S. | July 23, 2010 at 03:29 PM
*"tsks" in exasperation*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 23, 2010 at 03:36 PM
*sighs*
Posted by: NotSherly | July 23, 2010 at 03:41 PM
Within a week, every teenage girl in Elmhurst will be in custody.
Posted by: padraig | July 23, 2010 at 03:59 PM
Back when I was in grad school I worked in an office full of undergrad females and a couple of grownups. (No, this is not the story I sent to Penthouse.) My self-imposed challenge was to come up with comments piggishly male enough to earn both the eye-roll and that little *tch* tongue click sound.
When I got off a good one, the room would sound like a Geiger counter. (Thank god none of them owned machetes.)
Posted by: padraig | July 23, 2010 at 04:24 PM
The wink and the gun usually works.
Posted by: bonmot | July 23, 2010 at 04:59 PM
Padraig --
I tried the same, but it was really hard with my online coursework.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | July 23, 2010 at 05:22 PM
Good one NMUA. Why don't they just tell her if she keeps doing that her eyes are going to stick and no boys will want to go out with her. Worked on me when I was a teenage girl. As for the sighing my mother just told me if I did it again she was going to kill me and I stopped.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 23, 2010 at 05:29 PM
Hmmpf. *Shrugs shoulders sarcastically*
Posted by: Guin | July 23, 2010 at 05:36 PM
Don't you hate it when total wusses get their panties in a knot over imagined slights?
Wusses.
Posted by: Steve | July 23, 2010 at 05:49 PM
Funny, but every guy I forwarded this story to emailed me back to tell me that his wife was a champion eye roller.
I wonder what that could mean?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 23, 2010 at 06:14 PM
*flashes* elmhurst officials
Posted by: twist-of-fate | July 23, 2010 at 06:16 PM
I rolled my eyes when I read this. I think the people in charge of those meetings are way too sensitive.
Posted by: Kristina L | July 23, 2010 at 09:40 PM
*eyeroll*
pffffffffft!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 24, 2010 at 10:13 AM
Mooning them I could see as disruptive behavior. Giving them wedgies I could understand. Also flinging feces, making armpit noises or blowing a vuvuzela. But eye-rolling as "disturbance and disorderly conduct"?
Posted by: Ernie G | July 24, 2010 at 10:30 AM
Decorum is in Iowa.
Posted by: Clankie | July 24, 2010 at 03:02 PM