SURRENDER IS IMMINENT
Angry cows attack walkers in French Pyrenees
(Thanks to Michael)
Post a comment
Your Information
(Name is required. Email address will not be displayed with the comment.)
France has surrendered.
Posted by: bonmot | July 26, 2010 at 05:48 PM
"Moooooooove said the cow." The people did not move and completely ignored Elsie like she was speaking a different language. The cow trampled them to death. "I had to do it," she said.
Posted by: Alyzabeth | July 26, 2010 at 05:53 PM
"The hills are aliiiive, with the sound of mooooooosic!"
Oh, and bloodcurdling screams.
Posted by: Punkin | July 26, 2010 at 06:01 PM
How exactly do they know the cows were angry? Maybe the French people were jsut standing where they wanted to go.
Actually, this once happened to my wife in England. The cows were walking down the road towards us but she was convinced they were about to attack her.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 26, 2010 at 06:25 PM
You can tell a cow is angry when she tosses you in the air, then stomps on your body when you land. And yes, cows attack.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 26, 2010 at 06:32 PM
"Fetchez La Vache"!!
French: "Le quit"
Posted by: Siouxie | July 26, 2010 at 06:51 PM
They were probably trying to "tip" them, duh.
There are a lot of promising links from this page (like the Beaches in Paris), but don't bother with the Lycra Files, it is misleading. Apparently, they were going to can the French soccer team, for their lousy showing in the World Cup, but they had already surrendered.
Posted by: Flash | July 26, 2010 at 07:04 PM
Qu'est-ce que "EAT MOR CHIKIN"?
Posted by: KJP | July 26, 2010 at 07:32 PM
Cows have lactose intolerance.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 26, 2010 at 08:11 PM
Such udder nonsense is no cause for rumination.
Posted by: Romeo Vitelli | July 26, 2010 at 08:16 PM
How bad can it get for the French? Even their cows beat up on them.
Posted by: wingnut | July 26, 2010 at 09:42 PM
Duh, anyone knows that happy cows live in California, not France...
Posted by: Coconuts | July 26, 2010 at 10:10 PM
Quel
dommagefromage.Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 26, 2010 at 10:29 PM
I thought it was the fleas that tease in the high Pyrenees.
Posted by: Ross | July 27, 2010 at 01:56 AM
The Cows are stll mad that Contadore did not wait for Andy Schleck when he dropped his chain during the Tour De France stage in the Pyrenees a couple few days ago.
Posted by: N1lul | July 27, 2010 at 08:38 AM
Bovines of Death WBAGNFARB
Posted by: mesmo | July 27, 2010 at 11:15 AM
French cows are no match for English killer cows.
Posted by: Ralph | July 27, 2010 at 02:31 PM
I thought we would want someone to attack Walkers.
Posted by: oneblankspace | July 27, 2010 at 04:50 PM