SCIENCE (burrppp) BULLETIN
Beer laced with cheese helps sexual performance
(Thanks to nursecindy)
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And in other important brewery news: I ask you, would this ad make you buy more beer or not?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 29, 2010 at 10:25 AM
Must be one of those hard cheeses.
Posted by: bonmot | July 29, 2010 at 10:31 AM
Jeff, was there beer in that ad? I didn't notice.
Posted by: Braniff | July 29, 2010 at 10:35 AM
I'll take another slice of Weiss, please.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 29, 2010 at 10:36 AM
from jeff's ad:One unnamed campaigner said: "There is no genuine connection between beer and naked women.
one's last belief destroyed...
Posted by: insomniac | July 29, 2010 at 10:41 AM
Extra sharp cheese and beer, yum!
Posted by: Theresa | July 29, 2010 at 10:47 AM
I'll have some wine with that beer, por favor!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 29, 2010 at 10:50 AM
Got one comment "burp"
*plans trip to Austria*
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | July 29, 2010 at 10:50 AM
Two more beers, and I'm gouda go!
Posted by: bonmot | July 29, 2010 at 10:52 AM
Do those come with deckles (beer mats) to sop up the drool?
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | July 29, 2010 at 10:58 AM
You would think that this would have been discovered in Wisconsin.
Posted by: Dad-O-Lot | July 29, 2010 at 11:14 AM
But Caroline Kroepfl, spokeswoman for the Hirter brewery in Austria, replied: "The poster shows three self-confident beer drinkers."
Skoal!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 29, 2010 at 11:17 AM
What a feta compli.
Posted by: Coconuts | July 29, 2010 at 11:49 AM
Are they using pecorino?
Posted by: Coconuts | July 29, 2010 at 11:53 AM
Or longhorn?
Posted by: Coconuts | July 29, 2010 at 11:54 AM
Why is the cow still laughing?
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | July 29, 2010 at 12:27 PM
There IS a connection between beer and naked women. First you have to get the women to drink the beer, in most cases A LOT of it. Enough to where you start looking good to them. The naked part comes after that.
Posted by: wingnut | July 29, 2010 at 12:28 PM
I have heard that beer will, if you drink enough, will cause a woman to appear thinner and younger as the night goes on. Just saying.
Posted by: billinbossier | July 29, 2010 at 12:36 PM
Happy cows come from bars in California.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 29, 2010 at 12:42 PM
Tastes great! More fulfilling!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 29, 2010 at 01:05 PM
I often have cheese with my beer. It's usually on top of dough and tomato sauce.
Posted by: NotSherly | July 29, 2010 at 01:13 PM
Same here NS.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 29, 2010 at 01:15 PM
Schaefer.
Is the.
ONE BEER TO HAVE,
when you're screwing more than one!
Original by Lena Horne, no less.
Posted by: bonmot | July 29, 2010 at 01:22 PM
Beer helps lots of performances. A cheese wheel might have protected this guy.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 29, 2010 at 01:28 PM
a night on the tiles?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | July 29, 2010 at 01:52 PM
What a friend we have in cheeses.
Posted by: Ralph | July 29, 2010 at 02:15 PM
Anyone for a Labatt's Bleu?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 29, 2010 at 02:41 PM
How about a St. Andre Girl?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 29, 2010 at 02:44 PM
Bed her with cheddar!
Posted by: bonmot | July 29, 2010 at 02:44 PM
Rolling Roquefort?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 29, 2010 at 02:58 PM
Tastes gouda, less feeling!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 29, 2010 at 03:12 PM
Dave has some 'splainin' to do.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 29, 2010 at 03:16 PM
Behold! the power of cheese!
Posted by: Dad-O-Lot | July 29, 2010 at 03:23 PM
Annie that's a great picture. I'm sure Dave was just doing a promotional spot for Cheez-Its. Yeah. That's it. He is the new promotional person.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 29, 2010 at 03:25 PM
So serve beer to Kraft-y singles?
Posted by: bonmot | July 29, 2010 at 03:32 PM
You see a promo guy. I see a beer-cheese addict....with a dark side. Probably a dark blue side.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 29, 2010 at 03:33 PM
Keggers lead to preggars.
But I guess that's always been true.
Posted by: bonmot | July 29, 2010 at 04:09 PM
OT/ I'm off to San Diego tomorrow to watch my son play in a college recruiting soccer tournament (Yes, I'm very proud). Anyone got any suggestions on fun people to do and places to meet in San Diego?
/OT
Posted by: bonmot | July 29, 2010 at 04:20 PM
What they call research, we in Wisconsin call "lunch."
Posted by: padraig the cheesehead | July 29, 2010 at 04:25 PM
Hey bon, isn't AnnieWHBH out in the land of fruits and nuts.....uh, I mean California...tho she may be in LA, not SD.
Posted by: Coconuts | July 29, 2010 at 04:51 PM
I thought so too, Coconuts. Let's see if she chimes in.
Posted by: bonmot | July 29, 2010 at 04:59 PM
If you used head cheese, would you get head cheese head on your beer?
Posted by: bonmot | July 29, 2010 at 05:51 PM
I'm near LA, not SD. Seaworld is fun. There are other things to do, but you need at least 3 rolls of duct tape, some bail money, and the home # of a good defense attorney.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 29, 2010 at 06:44 PM
bonmot, if you do as Annie suggests (the other things) please take pictures and post them.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 29, 2010 at 07:50 PM
Also many congratulations to your son and best wishes to him.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 29, 2010 at 07:51 PM
Thank you, nc.
And I note that San Diego is a short run from the border, in case I decide to take up Annie's advice.
Posted by: bonmot | July 29, 2010 at 08:21 PM
Be careful bonmot - it's skeet season down there.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 29, 2010 at 08:34 PM
The heat index in Houston tomorrow is supposed to be 109 degrees, and not that fancy Celcius kind. (I'm stealing the "Celcius" phrase from somebody else on the blog -- kudos to someone.)
San Diego, on the other hand, has had its coldest July since 1933. Expected daytime highs: 68. Nightime lows: 63.
Houston has great weather -- except for the next six weeks. I'm happy to get away (and the soccer will be better at cooler temps), but I'll still trade six weeks of searing heat to be able to swim comfortably in the Gulf of Mexico on Halloween.
Posted by: bonmot | July 29, 2010 at 08:59 PM
bon - if the weather gets better, Black's Beach (unofficial nude beach) fits in with the topic of the post. Or for more traditional tourist fare, the "World Famous San Diego Zoo" really is pretty impressive. And Balboa Park has nice gardens and museums. Or if you like history, Old Town. Lots of active fun like hang gliding, sea kayaking, diving, and such.
Posted by: shellann | July 29, 2010 at 11:09 PM
Thanks, shellann.
Posted by: bonmot | July 30, 2010 at 12:28 AM