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July 23, 2010


Several large images of a man's penis with a yellow bow tied around it have been taken down from car parks and places close to schools in Lewes.

(Thanks to RussellMc)


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Key quote: "However, from what we've seen, if this is a self-portrait, the artist won't be in a hurry to be identified."

Hah! Short story, eh?

Nope, my bow is blue. I won first prize.

Good thing there's no mention of a cum•merbund.

Lost headline opportunity:

"Dick Spotted with Yellow Ribbon!"

Was it missing?

Good one, Lairbo.

I know I saw one version of this story not on the BBC site that had a picture.

Hmm, let's see. We have a stolen penis. Nope, that's not it.

I know it's there somewhere.

Lairbo, that cuz "spotted dick" is a popular "pudding" over there, otherwise known to us as dessert.

Someone call in Dick Tracy.

"Oh -- TIE a yellow ribbon 'round my dear willie,
it's been three schlong years,
do you still want me?"

Dang it, bon! I was just humming that tune!!

OT/ Is the that dangerous tropical storm Bonnie going to cause mass evacuations from Maimi? /OT

You people making all these penis jokes really do need to get a hold of yourselves.

The perp will be doing some hard time for this.

Well, then there was that whole penis thing...

billinbossier, we have managed to survive this storm butt, I will say that driving conditions continue to be hazardous. There are puddles.

But first, the roo roo...

Siouxie, when aren't driving conditions hazardous? It's Miami!

Storm butts can be hazardous Siouxz, be sure you watch yours!

*ducks cyber machete*

Lewes behavior - tsk, tsk.

Siouxie - protect that box-o-wine at all costs.

Siouxie, are you missing a cone ?

What's with the pictures of the houses? Show us the poster. Maybe we can help find the perp.

Siouxie, during dangerous storm conditions such as these, loss of electricity is possible. It is advisable to drink everything out of your refrigerator in preparation.

I thought they meant Lewes, Delaware.

Hey! I sent this in before 7 a.m! I'm hurt that I didn't get credit. Damned e-mail filters!!!

Hmmmm....at that hour, Ms. Wacvet, even the police weren't aware of the crime, yet you knew all about it.

That's a lovey yellow ribbon you're wearing today. Is it part of a matched set?

*snorks* all around

Just another artist's interpretation... so how do we know it wasn't a picture of 'Praying Hands'?

O dinna know wherre ye been, but ye won first prrize.
Old punchline.

It's a good thing those cops aren't in Oslo.

A4 is approximately letter size, and A3 is about twice that size.

These Nixon sightings just aren't news anymore.

I think it was that guy from "The Office."

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