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I find it best to keep a hankie around for any accidental nocturmal discharge.
Posted by: Wvplantman | July 28, 2010 at 01:31 PM
guns dont hurt people, a$$hats hurt ....
Posted by: queensbee | July 28, 2010 at 01:39 PM
Worst. Snooze alarm. Ever.
Posted by: bonmot | July 28, 2010 at 02:20 PM
Good thing brain dead didn't shoot Little Elvis off.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 28, 2010 at 02:23 PM
Heh. I know a guy who accidentally shot half his pinkie off one morning. He's been known as either "Tex" or "Virginia Chris" ever since.
Posted by: wiredog | July 28, 2010 at 02:29 PM
I bet the NRA won't be putting him on any posters.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | July 28, 2010 at 03:13 PM
"He was holding his weapon..."
Uh huh.
Posted by: Emmett Flatus | July 28, 2010 at 03:45 PM
Boy, he almost was a poster boy for "You can take my gun when you pry it from my cold dead fingers..."
Posted by: LeDud | July 28, 2010 at 05:20 PM
I haven't had a problem with accidentally discharging in my sleep since I was a teenager.
Posted by: wingnut | July 28, 2010 at 08:26 PM
"This is my weapon; this is my gun.
This is for shooting, this is for - OW!"
Posted by: Wes S. | July 29, 2010 at 12:41 AM