ALTHOUGH WE DON'T ALWAYS PRONOUNCE THE WORDS RIGHT
Drinkers Have Better Vocabularies
(Thanks to The Perts)
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And if you're smart enough to put cheese in your beer, then the sky's the limit!
Posted by: bonmot | July 29, 2010 at 05:10 PM
Presumably, this refudiates the claim that drinking kill brain whatchamacallits.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | July 29, 2010 at 05:44 PM
I can see vodka from my house!
(darn you, Horace!)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 29, 2010 at 06:04 PM
This explains the number of different words for imbeerbria... uh, shlo... you know what I mean.
Another amaretto and amaretto barkeep...
Posted by: Mr Death | July 29, 2010 at 06:14 PM
That explains the thesaurus over the urinal.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 29, 2010 at 06:40 PM
I know lots of words.
*hair *hic* flip*
Posted by: Siouxie | July 29, 2010 at 06:52 PM
Salutations, colleague! If you would, kindly grasp my beverage and peruse my present endeavours.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 29, 2010 at 07:20 PM
This fits right in with Cliff's (from Cheers) theory that alcohol kills the weak brain cells, which is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
Posted by: pogo | July 29, 2010 at 07:22 PM
This must be why the bartender makes me say antidisestablishmentarianism before he lets me drive home.
Posted by: Punkin | July 29, 2010 at 07:38 PM
Are they suggesting that people who write for a living drink? I don't believe it.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 29, 2010 at 07:54 PM
nursecindy - try staring at a blank page for a while...oh yeah, you'll drink.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 29, 2010 at 08:12 PM
Even if you like to drink, if you’re circle of acquaintances tends not to...
next: the effect of drinking on punctuation!
Posted by: insomniac | July 29, 2010 at 08:26 PM
"Alcholically increased vocabularies . . ." (where am I possibly going with this one . . .)
Um, . . . "lead to very suspicious constabularies."
"To avoid the inquest,
you should skip the Midwest . . ."
"And head south to Buenos Aries".
(Sorry folks. I'm on vacation.)
Posted by: bonmot | July 29, 2010 at 08:44 PM
Did the count curse words? Cause that would splain everythang.
Posted by: MFer | July 29, 2010 at 09:30 PM
What would Shakespeare have to say about this, forsooth ?
Posted by: Clankie | July 29, 2010 at 10:44 PM
Not much. He dead.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 29, 2010 at 11:55 PM
But the good news is, like Elvis, he's losing weight!
Posted by: bonmot | July 30, 2010 at 12:24 AM
I refudiate this finding!
Posted by: sarah palin | July 30, 2010 at 02:02 AM
I always find I can speak German, Russian and Czech (probably a couple more) better when I'm drunk ... well, at least I think I am.
Of course, my English drops off.
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | July 30, 2010 at 04:04 AM
Huh. I never realized that I talk when I'm passed out.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 30, 2010 at 07:24 AM
you betcher *&&()! and furthermore, I hope you ^$+& and &^$*, you little.....what was the question ossifer?
Posted by: queensbee | July 30, 2010 at 07:39 AM
Dom vocabulary on a Colt 45 budget. Who needs college?
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 30, 2010 at 08:00 AM
Meanie - who finally told you - Siouxie? Did she tell you about how well you do on Jeopardy when you're passed out?
"What ish Montpelier, Awwex?"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 30, 2010 at 09:40 AM
When I'm under the anfluence of incohol my vocabulary is better than thinkle peep it is.
Posted by: Ralph | July 30, 2010 at 10:19 AM
One possible explanation could be the 20,000 synonyms for the word drunk.
Posted by: oneblankspace | July 30, 2010 at 06:00 PM