WE ASSUME COLONEL MUSTARD WAS ALSO IN THE VICINITY
Naked Man Found With Stolen Cheese At Library
(Thanks to Gregory Snow and Chuck Cody)
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June 25, 2010
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He had a knife and razor, too. So did he cut the cheese?
Posted by: Braniff | June 25, 2010 at 01:14 PM
"Police arrested a man Wednesday evening accused of being naked at the library with a bag full of stolen cheese."
Accused of being naked? I'm pretty sure they can confirm that pretty easily.
Posted by: Braniff | June 25, 2010 at 01:17 PM
Pretty sure this has "homeless" written all over it. I'm sorry, but I can't find the humor.
I walked by a homeless camp in the woods not far from a supermarket where I sometimes buy food. No one was there at 3 p.m. I remember thinking I was glad I wasn't in the camp at 3 a.m.
But maybe the people who made the camp wish they weren't, either.
Posted by: Steve | June 25, 2010 at 01:22 PM
Sad to say this is the basic library experience in any urban library. At least he was in the men's bathroom.
Posted by: amy | June 25, 2010 at 01:25 PM
Yep to all the above
Although I pretty much thought "naked while bathing" was the way to go
Posted by: Betsy | June 25, 2010 at 02:23 PM
naked man found with stolen cheese at library...
it's just like my dream! oh no! it's happening again!
Posted by: mudstuffin | June 25, 2010 at 02:24 PM
I kind of feel sorry for this guy.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 25, 2010 at 03:12 PM
I'm assuming he wasn't actually carrying the concealed weapon on his um person...
Posted by: mg | June 25, 2010 at 03:25 PM
Yes, in my old age I have become an habitue of the Library. I occasionally encounter an unfortunate performing his ablutions in the facilities. I am mostly relieved, so to speak, that he is washing somewhere.
(How's that for at least two $10 words in a $2 comment? Did I get any points?)
Posted by: Steve | June 25, 2010 at 03:27 PM
A nakey version of "CLUE" could be fun...."Who did whom? Where? With what?"
Threesomes make it a bit complicated, though. Siouxie told me.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 25, 2010 at 03:58 PM
So much parm; so few meatballs.
Posted by: bonmot | June 25, 2010 at 05:21 PM
That is taking bathroom reading just a bit too far.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 25, 2010 at 10:54 PM
I just lost a bet with myself that the word "fromunda" would have appeared within the first five posts.
Posted by: SW | June 26, 2010 at 02:41 AM