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June 21, 2010

THINGS WE WISH WE HAD NEVER HEARD OF

Bridal diapers.

(Thanks to RussellMc)

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"Bring two friends with you to help you pee."

I'll take THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR A GUY SAY for $1600, Alex.

"She made a friend in the bathroom." - Jeff Foxworthy

"Do these jeans make my butt look fat?"

"'THINGS' for two thousand, Alex."

Something old,
Something new.
Something borrowed,
Something ewww.

Bridal Diapers - A New Trend?

God, I hope not.

"Speak now, or forever hold your pee."

Well, that would surely put a damper on the honeymoon.

Another reason I'm glad to be a bachelor...

...so all wes needs is a bachelor pad.

*snork* @ nc!

Well, I know I, as the groom, was scared enough to p.....ick a beautiful bride.

"So how was you first night as a married couple?"

"Depends."

"Do you need to go to the bathroom?"
"Depends"

When the length of her gown
Hung too far down
The bride complained:
"It's not potty-trained!

Pin it up! That's the way!
Don't ruin your day.
And Don't you forget:
DON'T Say 'I thee wet'.

You know, a catheter is just so much easier.

Just elope you fool.

Divorce diapers for when the hearings get a little too long.

And the first thing she wants to do is change her husband.

Ain't it so romantic when urine love???

*Snorks!@nc & Siouxie*

I'd always heard this expression, but I never took it literally.

*snork* @ mtb!

is it wrong to think that "Bridal Diapers" WBAGNFARB?

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