THESE KIDS TODAY
Now they're werewolves.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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Twilight: where a young girl gets to decide between necrophilia and bestiality.
Posted by: fivver | June 01, 2010 at 08:13 AM
Hyenas, I could believe, but packs of werewolves? Never. Teen wolves are loners.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | June 01, 2010 at 08:16 AM
I can take the werewolf look over the goth look anyday.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 01, 2010 at 08:20 AM
I'd have thought walking around high school with a tail pinned to your butt was a sure way of getting a snootful of toilet water followed by a visit to Mr. Dumpster.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 01, 2010 at 08:49 AM
amen.
Posted by: mudstuffin | June 01, 2010 at 08:59 AM
This is news?
Posted by: djtonyb | June 01, 2010 at 09:03 AM
Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.
Posted by: Punkin | June 01, 2010 at 09:27 AM
It's been done in Wisconsin...
Posted by: Allen at Division | June 01, 2010 at 09:35 AM
I blame World of Warcraft.
Posted by: KJP | June 01, 2010 at 09:48 AM
It's been done. I can testify that there were girls in the fifties and sixties who knew very well how to swish their tails as they walked down a school hall. They were very good at it, as I remember.
Very likely, there were some that attracted Og's eyes back in the cave.
Posted by: Steve | June 01, 2010 at 10:03 AM
And their hair was perfect . . .
Posted by: W. Zevon | June 01, 2010 at 10:08 AM
Aaaoooooooo!
Posted by: Allen at Division | June 01, 2010 at 10:26 AM
There wolf.
Posted by: bonmot | June 01, 2010 at 10:58 AM
At least they don't glitter in sunlight.
Posted by: Romeo Vitelli | June 01, 2010 at 11:15 AM
Adam Lambert and Eddie Munster -- Separated at birth?
Posted by: Steve Haller | June 01, 2010 at 11:22 AM
Dr. Frankenstein: "Werewolf?"
Igor, pointing: "There wolf"
from Young Frankenstein
Posted by: Braniff | June 01, 2010 at 11:29 AM
My woof is over there. He's a good dog.
They better enjoy lots of hair while they can. So long as they don't scoot across the carpet, piddle when excited, lift a leg in public or hump my boot when visiting.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 01, 2010 at 11:35 AM
Elsewhere online I came across a comment - I believe it was by novelist Larry Correia, author of the comic horror novel Monster Hunter International - that vampires should be so evil that you should just want to drive a stake through their black hearts on sight, rather than just giving them wedgies and stuffing them into a locker.
I'm thinking the same attitude ought to apply to werewolves. With perfect hair (and waxed chests, Twilight-style) or not.
Posted by: Wes S. | June 01, 2010 at 11:44 AM
psssssst, Braniff? check bonmont's linky NTTAWWT
Posted by: Siouxie | June 01, 2010 at 11:46 AM
*Waits for the inevitable "Werewolves of London" parody*
Aaaaaoooooooo!
Posted by: Siouxie | June 01, 2010 at 11:48 AM
oops. Thanks Siouxie. I'm hesitant to click on links.
Posted by: Braniff | June 01, 2010 at 01:15 PM
That does it. They're all grounded for a week.
Posted by: Clankie | June 01, 2010 at 01:56 PM
How's about a little fire, Scarecrow!
Posted by: bonmot | June 01, 2010 at 02:44 PM
bonmot, you are so lucky I hovered over that link before I opened it.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 01, 2010 at 03:00 PM
Great, now they will have to sit through another slide show in health class; this one featuring close-ups flea bites, tick infestations, and rabies-ravaged body parts.
Posted by: MartiniShark | June 01, 2010 at 03:11 PM
Braniff,
Dr. Frankenstein, "Why are we talking like this?"
Igor, "I thought you wanted to."
Posted by: eilbeback | June 01, 2010 at 03:16 PM
No primrose path for nursecindy?
Posted by: bonmot | June 01, 2010 at 03:55 PM
While I have no interest at all in Twilight, I think the contacts and fangs are kinda cool, and I actually love goth clothes (Abby-style, from NCIS).
Posted by: wingpup | June 01, 2010 at 05:43 PM
Danged stupid kids just don't have any respect, I tell ya. Was the moon full? Huh? Do they brush their fangs after a good meal? Not bloody likely! Now, when I was in school, iw wasn't like this, no sir! We blah blah blah ow-oooooo blah blah grrrrrr blah and .......
Posted by: Lon Chaney | June 01, 2010 at 09:50 PM