SO HIS TIME WAS NOT COMPLETELY WASTED

A drunk driver trapped after overturning his car cracked open another can of beer while he waited for emergency crews to rescue him, a New Zealand court was told.

(Thanks to RussellMc, SpecialEd andSuzy Q. Wacvet)

Comments

[padraig]

Well, of course he did, otherwise the beer would have gotten warm while he was doing his roadside sobriety test. Them ABC's can drag on sometimes, y'know.

[padraig]

OK, last one:

"Here officer, hold my beer while I walk this line."

[Steve (The Flash)]

If he could drink beer upside down, he wasn't that drunk. On the other hand, doesn't NZ count as "down under" so he'd be right-side up?
I'm confused.

[Alyzabeth]

Well, what else was there to do?

[Dirk]

Easy choice for GUY of the week.

[bonmot]

Dude gets fired, finds out his dad's got cancer, crashed his car, and gets arrested all in the same day.

I'd have another beer, too.