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June 25, 2010

SO HIS TIME WAS NOT COMPLETELY WASTED

A drunk driver trapped after overturning his car cracked open another can of beer while he waited for emergency crews to rescue him, a New Zealand court was told.

(Thanks to RussellMc, SpecialEd andSuzy Q. Wacvet)

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Well, of course he did, otherwise the beer would have gotten warm while he was doing his roadside sobriety test. Them ABC's can drag on sometimes, y'know.

OK, last one:

"Here officer, hold my beer while I walk this line."

If he could drink beer upside down, he wasn't that drunk. On the other hand, doesn't NZ count as "down under" so he'd be right-side up?
I'm confused.

Well, what else was there to do?

Easy choice for GUY of the week.

Dude gets fired, finds out his dad's got cancer, crashed his car, and gets arrested all in the same day.

I'd have another beer, too.

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