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Pasco man calls 911 to report his mother took his beer
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32 years old,drunk,and living with his mother. Hey Siouxie! I think I've found a guy for you! I hope his mother told him the same thing I told one of mine when she was 3 hours late for her curfew. "They may put me in jail but eventually they'll let me back out". She thought I was going to hit her which I didn't. Actually I wanted to kill her for scaring me!
Posted by: nursecindy | June 01, 2010 at 08:18 AM
Attica. Attica. Attica.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | June 01, 2010 at 08:36 AM
Charles Dennison, 32, who was "very intoxicated," told a deputy who went to their home at 1739 Dennison Road that he wanted his mother arrested
cindy, you read my mind!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 01, 2010 at 08:51 AM
So the Dennisons live on Dennison Road. Maybe they're an old, aristocratic family that's lived in the area for generations, spreading their wealth and bonhomie over all the land. Or maybe not.
Posted by: Braniff | June 01, 2010 at 09:35 AM
Now, who in this life, or this thread, hasn't faced the tragedy of running out of beverage before running out of thirst?
Question: why can a man get waterlogged with a six-pack of soft drinks but still want more after a twelve-pack of beer?
Posted by: Steve | June 01, 2010 at 09:58 AM
The Aristocrats!
Posted by: bonmot | June 01, 2010 at 10:02 AM
How hard would it be to slip out of a Land O' Lakes jail cell?
And does the Land O' Lakes indian gal on the package of butter, showing a Land O' Lakes indian gal holding a package of butter, regress forever?
Posted by: bonmot | June 01, 2010 at 10:05 AM
The Florida gene pool lagoon. Did mom take it to drink it or take it to close the bar?
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 01, 2010 at 11:38 AM
Somehow this reminds me of a scene between Bush Jr and Poppy in the movie "W" I saw last night...
Posted by: Steve Haller | June 01, 2010 at 12:20 PM
yo - mamma - you need to kick his sorry beeeehind out of your house.
Posted by: queensbee | June 01, 2010 at 01:12 PM
You're grounded, young man !
Posted by: Clankie | June 01, 2010 at 01:55 PM
Speaks volumes when a guy has to go tattle on his mother.
Posted by: MartiniShark | June 01, 2010 at 03:09 PM
So the Dennisons live on Dennison Road. Maybe they're an old, aristocratic family that's lived in the area for generations, spreading their wealth and bonhomie over all the land. Or maybe not.
Or maybe they're out in the middle of nowhere and just have a really long driveway that they decided to give a "street name."
Posted by: Kev | June 01, 2010 at 07:55 PM
Key quote:
"A deputy charged him with making false 911 calls and took him to the jail in Land O'Lakes, where he remained Monday morning. His bail is $150."
Cannot believe that Mummy didn't bail her pride and joy outta jail!
Posted by: klezmerphan | June 01, 2010 at 07:56 PM
There comes a time to quit "enabling"
Not that I've been able to do that yet...
Unfortunately, this is the picture with many young males.. Not Mate material.
Posted by: EB | June 01, 2010 at 08:09 PM
^*reads the above post and wonders if this story is about my mother and my brother?*
It wasn't. Not this time.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | June 01, 2010 at 08:47 PM
She weaned him once, but apparently he can't be fooled twice.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 01, 2010 at 09:13 PM