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June 11, 2010

NO WORD YET ON THE FRENCH RESPONSE

A 20-year feud between two neighbours in the German  state of Hesse revved up this week, ending in bloodshed when one of the elderly men attacked the other with a weed whacker, police reported on Thursday.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

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“Armed with his strimmer the 63-year-old attacked the other Grasellenbach resident and caused multiple injuries below the waist – some of which were severe.”

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

WW III (Weed Whacker Three)

This is why Germany was denied the use of weed-whackers at the Treaty of Versailles.

He was probably part of Speer's secret Weedwaffe during WWII.

The victim must have been wearing short panzers.

Another sour kraut whack job.

I guess I'm just lazy. I usually deal with annoying neighbors by just running over them with my lawn tractor.

Two comments.
He gave him a vasectomy?
And: Elderly? Why, you whippersnapper!

Any word on France's reaction?

They may charge him with attempted *homicide*?
Shouldn't it be attempted *herbicide*?

I guess I should read Dave's caption before I post a comment.

France is preparing for surrender later today to Uruguay.

"You crones get offa my lawn!"

French weed whacker for sale
never fired...dropped once..

Hiaasen's been translated to German.

Weed whacker? Amateur. Try a machete next time.

OT (sorta)

Hermann Hesse was one of my fav authors in HS. See? I read real stuff too.

/OT

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