LOVE IS IN THE AIR

ST. LOUIS — A woman admitted in federal court here Tuesday that she had sent threatening letters, a cow's tongue and the head of an opossum to a romantic rival.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Comments

[Vampire Penguin]

I'm not sure I understand the messages she was trying to send. OK, tongue in a tampon box; I suppose that has some kind of meaning. A dead opossum: she sleeps with the possums?

[Steve]

Let's see, I am at this point in my life and I want to be at that point. What is a rational and logical way to achieve my goal?
I know.....!

[Romeo Vitelli]

Did she rip out the cow's tongue herself? That always impresses me.

[trustf8]

♫ What would you do-ooo for a Klondyke Snickers bar?'

[trustf8]

woops

wrong thread...but it kinda works ;)

[Ralph]

A live possum playing dead would have been more impressive. Some people have no imagination.

[Hammond Rye]

This is an old Sicilian custom. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the marsupials.

[mudstuffin]

note that was married while all this was going on - man that's some lucky dude... i'll bet he's drifted off on a raft a time or two iykwis.

[Gary from Jersey]

I'm glad to see nobody's surprised someone got a cow tongue in the mail. That's comforting, somehow.

[bonmot]

How do you fit a cow's tongue in a tampon box? I mean, how big must that woman's . . . um . . .

Never mind.

[Renee (the First)]

What, no eye of newt or wing of bat? Amateur.

[Betsy]

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...