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June 25, 2010
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Posted by: phelps101893 | June 25, 2010 at 01:25 PM
"Why is your kid the valedictorian? It should have been my kid, b*tch!"
Posted by: Braniff | June 25, 2010 at 01:40 PM
"My kid is cuter than your kid. No my kid is cuter. b*tch!" Meanwhile the kids are going around telling people they're available for adoption.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 25, 2010 at 01:58 PM
I FINALLY got credit for something!
Posted by: Fred in KC | June 25, 2010 at 02:44 PM
I think they ran out of juice boxes.
Posted by: Fred in KC | June 25, 2010 at 02:47 PM
Crips vs. MS-13. The rematch.
Posted by: bonmot | June 25, 2010 at 03:30 PM
My wife has taught kindergarten for 20+ years. I can see this happening. "My child should have been Little Bo Peep in the program!"
Posted by: K-Doc | June 25, 2010 at 07:54 PM
"no reported injuries" ... in a BRAWL?!?!?!?!
It would appear that those who live in the land of Flakes, Fruits and Nuts are not the most accomplished practitioners of the Sweet Science ... merely sayin' ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | June 25, 2010 at 07:55 PM
Role-Models-R-Us. That's what happens when the meth rush hits.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 26, 2010 at 09:54 AM
I know where this school is. Before they closed George AFB, the neighborhood was mostly Air Force families. Now? Well, it ain't a nice part of town anymore. I'm relieved there was no gunfire.
Posted by: Spiny Norman | June 26, 2010 at 01:46 PM
Spiny, so "meth rush" guess might not be far off?
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 26, 2010 at 04:50 PM
Nope. ;^)
Posted by: Spiny Norman | June 28, 2010 at 06:25 PM