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June 11, 2010

CSI: THE KEYS

Sheriff's deputies rushed to the scene - a residence at the 88 mile marker of highway U.S. One. When they got inside, they found the man who'd apparently fallen asleep in his recliner. He was abruptly awakened when a the head of a water buffalo which had been hanging on the wall next to him fell onto his lap.

Don't miss the audio.

(Thanks to Mr. Chuck Fadely)

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I told him not to put that stupid buffalo head on the wall over his recliner but did he listen? No. I wanted a nice picture of my mother but he said it was the same thing. It's just like the time we went on vacation and ended up in Vermont instead of Florida because he wouldn't stop and ask for directions. And then................

Isn't it always nice to wake up to a little head?

Another day, another falling buffalo head crush victim. Ho hum.

Makes a nice change for the emergency responders from the usual mØØse head collapse.

Okay, first of all that's a Cape buffalo, not a water buffalo...

*snork*@ you up there in your 'La-Z-Boy'...

*wonders if that bull head falling down was as annoying as those bullsh!t GD sunglasses that keep falling down*

"I'm at 194..."

"I HAVE your address, moron, for the 14th time. What do you mean you're 'crushed'"?

trustf8: nothing is as annoying as those ads.

Why do I keep flashing on Basil Fawlty and the moose?

I'm moving my chair away from the spot where I have Thurman Thomas' head hung on the wall.

Sure sounded to me like alcohol was also involved. (and I agree with Jeff--"Fawlty Towers" leapt to mind. The deputy should have asked him what he thought about the Germans...)

Maybe he was crushed to learn just hours before that Bethenny doesn't want to be friends with Jill anymore on Real Housewives of New York.

You know this will be the cause of legislation requiring warning labels on mounted buffalo heads.

In other thoughts, even I, although famous for an astounding lack of taste, find that to be a freaking hideous looking thing to hang on a wall.

Anyone else notice that Siouxie and bonmot are both missing from the blog today? Coincidence? I think not.

Lookit them eyes, boy. There's real intelligence in them eyes.
I don't care if'n he is dead! He's a crafty one, he is.

I told him not to put that stupid buffalo head on the wall over his recliner but did he listen? No. I wanted a nice picture of my mother but he said it was the same thing. It's just like the time we went on vacation and ended up in Vermont instead of Florida because he wouldn't stop and ask for directions. And then................
But .... Ma'am, they said it was next to him, not over him. Sounds like your problem is poultergh- poltry- ghosts, not bad decorating decisions.

I want that 10 minutes of my life back!

6167, advise that he was crushed by a buffalo head ...

Copy 127.

HA! Worth the wait.

I've never understood why anyone would put a dead animal head on a wall. I would feel like it was watching me and then I would feel guilty.

What was his address? I didn't quite catch it; maybe if he said it another 20 times or so it would help.

That guy needs to bison safer wall art.

Now if we could just hang the heads of Congress people and the executive branch on the wall of the capital building; THERE would be hope and Change I could live with.

Everyone's got a water buffalo,
Yours is fast and mine is slow,
Where they come from I don't know,
But everyone's got a water buffalo....

Everybody sing!

(Whut? No Veggie Tales fans here?)

Never heard of 'em, Punkin.

/OT
Now ... where IS my hairbrush??
/endOT

There definitely needs to be alcohol available at the dispatcher's desk. Unsung hero(ine)s of modern life....

LOVE Veggies Tales, and yes, that song crossed my mind....and where IS my hairbrush, oh where IS my hairbrush?

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