BOTH THE WOMAN AND THE VAMPIRE WILL RECEIVE FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES
Woman says she crashed while trying to avoid vampire
(Thanks to Peter Metrinko and Don Faber)
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Woman says she crashed while trying to avoid vampire
(Thanks to Peter Metrinko and Don Faber)
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"There are indications she wasn't taking her medication"
You don't say?
Posted by: Dad-O-Lot | June 30, 2010 at 01:11 PM
Hell, I would too.
Posted by: Braniff | June 30, 2010 at 01:11 PM
I didn't mean to scare her. Sheesh.
Posted by: Vampire Penguin | June 30, 2010 at 01:15 PM
One, one, one SUV in the ditch.
Posted by: The Count | June 30, 2010 at 01:19 PM
I think it was really the Mothman.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | June 30, 2010 at 01:29 PM
Ah... ah... ah @ The Count
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 30, 2010 at 01:32 PM
Buffy?
Posted by: Allen at Division | June 30, 2010 at 01:44 PM
Crossin' the highway at twilight
He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right
He didn't see that swerving' SUV car
Vampire got squashed and, well, there you are
You got yer
Vampire in the middle of the road
Vampire in the middle of the road
You got yer vampire in the middle of the road
Suckin' to high heaven
Yeah, you got your undead zombie and your living ghoul
On a full moon night you got yer lone werewolf
Got yer ghosts, and yer goblins and yer hookman, too
Flat on the asphalt in a roadkill stew
You got yer
Vampire in the middle of the road
Vampire in the middle of the road
You got yer vampire in the middle of the road
Suckin' to high heaven
Posted by: Lairbo | June 30, 2010 at 02:05 PM
Can you say schizophrenic?
Posted by: nursecindy | June 30, 2010 at 02:18 PM
That excuse sucks.
At least she wasn't driving down a major artery.
By coincidence, at the time of the accident, the radio was playing "Your So Vein".
They see vampires like this all the time in Massachusetts. But only on the Cape.
Thank you. I'll be here all week. But only at night.
Posted by: 9 | June 30, 2010 at 02:26 PM
The woman claims she spotted a vampire in the middle of a dirt road near Fruita, Colo. Sunday night. She told Colorado State Troopers she was startled by the undead being, threw her SUV into reverse, and crashed into a canal.
State Troopers say the woman's husband arrived at the scene and took her home. The vampire, which was not seen by anyone else, apparently let her get away.
Vampire Car Crash WBAGNFARB or a SyFy Channel movie of the week.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 30, 2010 at 02:30 PM
"Objects you can't see in your rear view mirror may be vampires."
Posted by: Lairbo | June 30, 2010 at 02:30 PM
LOL Lairbo!
Count Chocula?
Posted by: Siouxie | June 30, 2010 at 02:33 PM
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's.
And his hair was perfect.
Posted by: W. Zevon | June 30, 2010 at 02:46 PM
Someone should warn her that if she made eye contact with the vampire, it will pursue her until she is either a vamp, a victim, or in the grave.
Or maybe not.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | June 30, 2010 at 02:46 PM
And speaking of blood suckers,
What's the difference between a lawyer and a tick?
At least a tick will drop off you after you're (not "your") dead.
Posted by: bonmot | June 30, 2010 at 02:48 PM
If it was a sparkly vampire, maybe the real tragedy is that she swerved to miss.
Posted by: Romeo Vitelli | June 30, 2010 at 04:12 PM
Oh, bite me.
Posted by: Mina Harker | June 30, 2010 at 04:12 PM
snark @ 9!
Maybe the vampire was looking for a "major artery".
Grandpa Dracula from the Munsters used to do that all the time!!
They show reruns of the Munsters here late night, and showed "ALL STAR MUNSTER" from Season One where Pat Buttram created several trademarks of Mr. Haney (on Green Acres) playing Pop Mallory and his son Moose (played by Robert Easton.)
When Pops meets Grandpa, he says "if'n we'd seen
you looking like that the first thing we'd have done is BURY you!!!"
To which Grandpa replies "that's very nice of you! I'll consider that an invitation!"
Hard to believe the Munsters' writers and creators also thought up and wrote for "Leave It To Beaver"
too!
Posted by: Funnyman | June 30, 2010 at 11:36 PM
Great stuff all !
Posted by: LeDud | July 01, 2010 at 12:47 PM