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June 30, 2010


Woman says she crashed while trying to avoid vampire

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko and Don Faber)


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"There are indications she wasn't taking her medication"

You don't say?

Hell, I would too.

I didn't mean to scare her. Sheesh.

One, one, one SUV in the ditch.

I think it was really the Mothman.

Ah... ah... ah @ The Count


Crossin' the highway at twilight
He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right
He didn't see that swerving' SUV car
Vampire got squashed and, well, there you are

You got yer
Vampire in the middle of the road
Vampire in the middle of the road
You got yer vampire in the middle of the road
Suckin' to high heaven

Yeah, you got your undead zombie and your living ghoul
On a full moon night you got yer lone werewolf
Got yer ghosts, and yer goblins and yer hookman, too
Flat on the asphalt in a roadkill stew

You got yer
Vampire in the middle of the road
Vampire in the middle of the road
You got yer vampire in the middle of the road
Suckin' to high heaven

Can you say schizophrenic?

That excuse sucks.

At least she wasn't driving down a major artery.

By coincidence, at the time of the accident, the radio was playing "Your So Vein".

They see vampires like this all the time in Massachusetts. But only on the Cape.

Thank you. I'll be here all week. But only at night.

The woman claims she spotted a vampire in the middle of a dirt road near Fruita, Colo. Sunday night. She told Colorado State Troopers she was startled by the undead being, threw her SUV into reverse, and crashed into a canal.

State Troopers say the woman's husband arrived at the scene and took her home. The vampire, which was not seen by anyone else, apparently let her get away.

Vampire Car Crash WBAGNFARB or a SyFy Channel movie of the week.

"Objects you can't see in your rear view mirror may be vampires."

LOL Lairbo!

Count Chocula?

I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's.

And his hair was perfect.

Someone should warn her that if she made eye contact with the vampire, it will pursue her until she is either a vamp, a victim, or in the grave.

Or maybe not.

And speaking of blood suckers,

What's the difference between a lawyer and a tick?

At least a tick will drop off you after you're (not "your") dead.

If it was a sparkly vampire, maybe the real tragedy is that she swerved to miss.

Oh, bite me.

snark @ 9!

Maybe the vampire was looking for a "major artery".

Grandpa Dracula from the Munsters used to do that all the time!!

They show reruns of the Munsters here late night, and showed "ALL STAR MUNSTER" from Season One where Pat Buttram created several trademarks of Mr. Haney (on Green Acres) playing Pop Mallory and his son Moose (played by Robert Easton.)

When Pops meets Grandpa, he says "if'n we'd seen
you looking like that the first thing we'd have done is BURY you!!!"

To which Grandpa replies "that's very nice of you! I'll consider that an invitation!"

Hard to believe the Munsters' writers and creators also thought up and wrote for "Leave It To Beaver"

Great stuff all !

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