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I believe it says in the constitution that in as much that thy neighbor blows a vuvuzela with force and enthusiasm, thy shalt have the right to bear arms against him and execute him until he is declared legally dead by the local barber. I think Benjamin Franklin put that in there. Bonmot would probably know this statute better than I do.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 26, 2010 at 03:07 PM
The Anne Boleyn noise ordinance penalty, vuvuzela clause.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 26, 2010 at 04:59 PM
Too much vuving for one guy to take.
Posted by: Tash | June 26, 2010 at 05:18 PM
Best defense: Hitler invented the vuvuzela.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | June 26, 2010 at 05:22 PM
Was he a Republican? Just asking.
Reference:
Dick Cheney shoots his own lawyer
GWB (43) was accused of murder in college.
Sarah Palin goes hunting from a helicopter
Posted by: Funnyman | June 26, 2010 at 05:36 PM
"vuvuzela-free broadcasts"
Is this anything like Radio Free Europe?
Posted by: Betsy | June 26, 2010 at 06:23 PM
back when i was in Junior High, only shortly before electricity, i met a very pretty girl at a high school (the one we both would later attend) basketball game because she had a large plastic trumpet. those things (the plastic horn)were very popular back then.
i don't remember if the damn thing sounded like the vuvu whatevers but it was a disturbing sound.
i do remember that i had a crush on that girl that lasted (unrequited) long past high school.
Posted by: rickh | June 26, 2010 at 07:14 PM
So ... "Assault with a deadly weapon" ...
That could be an axe ...
or a vuvuzula ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | June 26, 2010 at 09:55 PM
OT/
This is not Siouxie - it's Punkin. We are being held hostage and being made to endure hours of hilarity and gallons of wine. Send help. To Haiti. Or the Gulf. 'Cuz we don't need any. I can't say the same for the people of Georgia. Thank you and goodnite. *giggle* *hic*
/OT
Posted by: Siouxie, sizzling in Atlanta | June 26, 2010 at 10:40 PM
Waitaminnit... Siouxie, DDD, Cheryl Howard, and Punkin are all in the same Jacuzzi?
*would get in the car and head north, but has opened a box of wine and will not be driving anytime soon*
Posted by: djtonyb | June 26, 2010 at 11:31 PM
Siouxie and other bloggettes in Atlanta, I also have many relatives in law enforcement there so if you should get into any trouble just mention my name. They'll let you out.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 26, 2010 at 11:40 PM
... or not, n'cindy ...
merely rememberin' that my kinfolk in various types of bein' LEOs has kept me outta jail (mostly) so far ... but it's no guarantee ...
(No Felony convictions tho ... since ... noon, yesterday ... )
Posted by: O the U(manity) | June 27, 2010 at 12:29 AM
Why doesn't he just buy them some bagpipes ?
Posted by: Clankie | June 27, 2010 at 09:21 AM
Right!!?? Right to axe someone because of Vuvuzela use?? No, that is a duty, a responsibility.
Posted by: Sandi | June 27, 2010 at 11:09 AM
(APPLAUSE)
Posted by: phelps101893 | June 27, 2010 at 01:24 PM
As someone who has spent the past 18 days at the World Cup in South Africa, hearing the buzz of vuvuzelas day and night, I can completely understand this American's feelings!
Signed, Mrs. Blog
Posted by: Michelle Kaufman | June 27, 2010 at 01:28 PM
Hmmm. Siouxie and other bloggettes in Atlanta on Saturday. Here's wishing you a good and restful Sunday with no vuvu....whatevers near.
(I've never heard one in person. Anyone trying that on our beach would be buried in sand, head down).
Posted by: Steve | June 27, 2010 at 01:43 PM
Pssst .... pass it around ... vuvuzela playing leads to lower sperm counts, lowered sex drive in both genders and an inability to metabolize alcohol.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 27, 2010 at 03:48 PM
*Waves at Michelle*
The 4th of July in Miami will seem relaxing in comparison. Come home safe!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 27, 2010 at 04:29 PM
o/t : I have just dropped off my son at college (Penn State.) I feel OLD!
/back to your regularly scheduled vuvuzula-ing./
Posted by: Guin | June 27, 2010 at 05:59 PM
Guin, you're not old. Just think of this as the beginning of your 'me' time! My daughter is blessing me with a granddaughter in 13 days so I feel old! But I cannot wait to hold the little one in my arms. They are giving her a nice Irish name also. Reagan Elisabeth. So just think of this as another step towards grandmotherhood. Now. Feel better? *goes off to cry in corner*
Posted by: nursecindy | June 27, 2010 at 07:37 PM
He axed them to stop making so much noise.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 27, 2010 at 09:55 PM
OT
We saw the BIG CHICKEN!!!!
/OT
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! (and that's not Punkin (IYKWIM)(AITYD)
Posted by: Siouxie, sizzling in Atlanta | June 28, 2010 at 02:35 AM
Guin..."Old" is when you notice said children developing traces of gray hair. (And yet I don't really FEEL old, except when I try to, y'know, stand up from the recliner and other athletic activities)
Posted by: Betsy | June 28, 2010 at 08:19 AM
Hi Michelle!
Susy can see Vuvuzuela from her house!
Posted by: diverdowndoc | June 28, 2010 at 11:21 AM