AND YET FOR YEARS HE GOT AWAY WITH NOT WEARING PANTS
Donald Duck Arrested for Driving Drunk
(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)
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If I wasn't allowed to wear pants, I'd probably get drunk too.
Posted by: Dorakay | June 30, 2010 at 04:21 PM
Somebody slipped him a Mickey.
Posted by: Lairbo | June 30, 2010 at 04:25 PM
For some reason this was one of my favorite stories when I saw it yesterday. Poor schmuck probably didn't have much of a chance in life after his [email protected] parents named him.
According to the driver who was struck, Donald Duck then stuck his head out the window and shouted: "Sorry dude, something must be wrong with my brakes."
While searching for his driver's license, they said, Duck pulled out a bag that appeared to contain marijuana. He then reportedly confessed to officers that he had had a few drinks, smoked some marijuana, and took some prescription medication before getting behind the wheel.
Dude! You the man.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 30, 2010 at 04:26 PM
What a quack
Posted by: Coconuts | June 30, 2010 at 04:53 PM
Donald Duck runs afowl of the law?
Posted by: bonmot | June 30, 2010 at 05:05 PM
They'll let him off with a good paddling.
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | June 30, 2010 at 05:25 PM
*SNORKS* @ all!
Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room. Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.
Daisy asked, “Do you have a condom?”
Donald frowned and said “No.”
“Maybe they sell them at the frontdesk,” she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.
“Yes, we do,” the clerk said, and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.
The clerk asked, “Would you like me to put that on your bill?”
“No!” Donald yelled. “What kind of a pervert do you think I am?”
Posted by: trustf8 | June 30, 2010 at 05:39 PM
Dizney is suing him for copyright infringement.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 30, 2010 at 06:12 PM
'AND YET FOR YEARS HE GOT AWAY WITH NOT WEARING PANTS'
'...lookin' like a FOWL witcher pants on the ground!'
Posted by: trustf8 | June 30, 2010 at 06:12 PM
Wasn't there a Donald Duck in the Blues Brothers band?
Not to mention Dr Donald "Duck" Mallard, NCIS.....
Posted by: oneblankspace | June 30, 2010 at 08:33 PM
With a name like that, no wonder he drinks, drives erratically, and uses controlled substances.
I mean, what kind of mother names her kid "Norman"!???
Posted by: Betsy | June 30, 2010 at 09:36 PM
Mickey Mouse, on the stand at his divorce trial: "I didn't say she was crazy; I said she was f*cking Goofy!"
Posted by: bonmot | July 01, 2010 at 04:38 PM