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June 30, 2010


Donald Duck Arrested for Driving Drunk

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)


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If I wasn't allowed to wear pants, I'd probably get drunk too.

Somebody slipped him a Mickey.

For some reason this was one of my favorite stories when I saw it yesterday. Poor schmuck probably didn't have much of a chance in life after his dumb@ss parents named him.

According to the driver who was struck, Donald Duck then stuck his head out the window and shouted: "Sorry dude, something must be wrong with my brakes."

While searching for his driver's license, they said, Duck pulled out a bag that appeared to contain marijuana. He then reportedly confessed to officers that he had had a few drinks, smoked some marijuana, and took some prescription medication before getting behind the wheel.

Dude! You the man.

What a quack

Donald Duck runs afowl of the law?

They'll let him off with a good paddling.

*SNORKS* @ all!

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room. Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.

Daisy asked, “Do you have a condom?”

Donald frowned and said “No.”

“Maybe they sell them at the frontdesk,” she suggested.

So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.

“Yes, we do,” the clerk said, and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.

The clerk asked, “Would you like me to put that on your bill?”

“No!” Donald yelled. “What kind of a pervert do you think I am?”

Dizney is suing him for copyright infringement.


'...lookin' like a FOWL witcher pants on the ground!'

Wasn't there a Donald Duck in the Blues Brothers band?

Not to mention Dr Donald "Duck" Mallard, NCIS.....

With a name like that, no wonder he drinks, drives erratically, and uses controlled substances.

I mean, what kind of mother names her kid "Norman"!???

Mickey Mouse, on the stand at his divorce trial: "I didn't say she was crazy; I said she was f*cking Goofy!"

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