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This is a good day to stay away from iPhone stores.
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June 24, 2010
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MUST HAVE I-PHONE. MUST HAVE I-PHONE.
Posted by: Steve | June 24, 2010 at 09:36 AM
I'd make a joke about I-phone junkies not having anything to worry about with brain-eating zombies but that would be beneath me. So I won't say it.
Posted by: Romeo Vitelli | June 24, 2010 at 10:06 AM
Yes, exposure to AT&T will do that to a person.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | June 24, 2010 at 10:21 AM
They're heading for Siouxie's HotLanta Jaciouxie!
Posted by: trustf8 | June 24, 2010 at 10:31 AM
Just bought another CrackBerry. You will take it away from me when you have to pry it from my cold, dead hands....
Posted by: beckster | June 24, 2010 at 10:38 AM
"Brains! Brains! Oooh, look, it does video conferencing! Brains! Brains!"
Posted by: Hammond Rye | June 24, 2010 at 11:07 AM
Not that I have participated in said gatherings, but if I would attend a Zombie-Fest I'd like to go as the Wizard of Oz's Scarecrow, costume modified with blood and gore.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | June 24, 2010 at 11:23 AM
AT&T? iPhone? Me? You'll sooner find a tramp stamp on the Queen.
I want to say one word to you. Just one word. Are you listening? Android.
Posted by: WriterDude | June 24, 2010 at 01:01 PM
NMUA that is a disturbing picture. Care to talk about it? If you wait in line a few more days you'll get the next new iPhone. Don't they come out every week or so?
Posted by: nursecindy | June 24, 2010 at 01:46 PM
nursecindy - people at the end of today's line will receive the next iPhone. They will then exit the store, and get back on line to wait for the next iPhone after that.
Thank goodness they have their iPhones with them - it gives them something to do while they're waiting in line.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 24, 2010 at 02:54 PM
The twin brain-flavored-donut diet zombies in the front spook me.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 24, 2010 at 04:00 PM
what's an iphone?
Posted by: mudstuffin | June 24, 2010 at 04:31 PM
There's an app for that.
Posted by: bonmot | June 24, 2010 at 04:42 PM
I want a mePhone so I can talk to youPhone.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 24, 2010 at 06:50 PM
Wow. I still have a phone that I only use as a phone, you know, calling people and checking my voice mail.
Posted by: Kristina L | June 24, 2010 at 08:52 PM
WriterDude - When I have the cash and the intestinal fortitude to abandon my WinMo 6.5, I shall contact you for details!
*sticks arms straight out, assumes blank expression*
DRROOOOOIIIIID!
Posted by: djtonyb | June 24, 2010 at 09:42 PM
Nice homage to "Thriller" on the one year anniversary of Michael Jackson's death.
Posted by: shredder | June 25, 2010 at 10:17 AM
From cradle to grave.
Posted by: bonmot | June 25, 2010 at 11:22 AM