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Yummmmm! I'll take a case. It will be very tasty after a hard night oput pubbing!
Posted by: ArcticAl | May 20, 2010 at 09:34 AM
And if I was ill after eating Puke, I could always wash my clothes with Barf detergent while I drank some Sweat water to rehydrate. If I ended up staying a long while in the toilet, I could survive on Pee Cola and Plopp chocolate bars. And of course when I was feeling better I'd have some Instant Sex Fruits and Vegetables to make sure I was regular in everything!
Posted by: ArcticAl | May 20, 2010 at 09:39 AM
I prefer the old formula - Puke fortified with Urine!
Posted by: Punkin | May 20, 2010 at 09:46 AM
Is that like a barf bag?
Posted by: Siouxie | May 20, 2010 at 10:03 AM
Not like a barf bag....
Posted by: Punkin | May 20, 2010 at 10:17 AM
It's only 4 weight watcher points per serving, but is that a total or for every time you eat it?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 20, 2010 at 10:20 AM
I suddenly feel like dieting again !
Posted by: LeDud | May 20, 2010 at 10:40 AM
i think i threw up in my mouth a little.
Posted by: queensbee | May 20, 2010 at 11:07 AM
I'm glad to know it's only puke. Some of those ingredients in packaged food these days...
Posted by: Tash | May 20, 2010 at 11:35 AM
So good you'll want to eat it again.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 20, 2010 at 11:49 AM
And who said that truth in advertising was a good thing?
Posted by: Mr Craggy | May 20, 2010 at 12:32 PM
Whatever happened to Ayds diet-support candies? A little name problem?
Posted by: Steve | May 20, 2010 at 12:34 PM
Part of the Proud Puke Products: Enriched Puke, Organic Puke, puke etouffee, puke croquettes, boiled puke, fried puke, puke scampi, puke
puke-kabobs, puke creole, puke gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple puke, lemon puke, coconut puke, pepper puke, puke soup, puke stew, puke salad, puke and potatoes, puke burger, puke sandwich. That's about it.
Posted by: Bubba (MOTW) | May 20, 2010 at 12:41 PM
Bubba - you forgot Diet Puke, salt-reduced Puke and low-carb Puke.
Posted by: Oinkment | May 20, 2010 at 12:48 PM
Mrs. Bun - I don't like PUKE!
patron - I LOVE the stuff!
Visigoths - puke puke puke puke ...
Posted by: MOTW | May 20, 2010 at 12:48 PM
(musical note thingies) Re-gurge-itation.
(to the tune of the old Heinz ketchup "Anticipation" ad)
Posted by: bonmot | May 20, 2010 at 12:58 PM
ahem Carly Simon
Posted by: MOTW | May 20, 2010 at 01:08 PM
Or Carly Simon.
I tried some curry ketchup the other night on and in a meatloaf. Very good.
Posted by: bonmot | May 20, 2010 at 03:05 PM
Sort of simplifies the old binge and purge cycle for bulimics.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 20, 2010 at 06:10 PM
Endorsed by Kate Moss and the skinny one of those dopey twins.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 20, 2010 at 07:15 PM
I've had that stuff before. Taste better coming back up.
Posted by: MartiniShark | May 20, 2010 at 10:48 PM
This is, I hope, the original Classic Only Puke, and not that abominable New Only Puke. I can't for the life of me figure out why they tinkered with the original to begin with, but I threw up my hands and gave up fighting it.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 20, 2010 at 10:51 PM
One order of Only Puke - comin' right up!
Posted by: Layzeeboy | May 21, 2010 at 01:19 PM
Geez, some people will "swallow" anything,
and then puke it up! Or it exits the "other" way.
LOL!
The name is actually Pukee and it is pronounced
"poo-key".
You see, if you eat it, you will pooh and Kei (pee)
alot!
Posted by: funnyman | May 21, 2010 at 03:05 PM
What, all those products and nothing from Bimbo?
Posted by: oneblankspace | May 22, 2010 at 12:34 PM