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May 20, 2010

YOU KNOW HOW WE'RE ALWAYS MAKING JOKES ABOUT FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES, AND YOU THINK WE'RE MAKING IT ALL UP?

We're not.

Eat+ass+license

(Thanks to Allen at Division, funniegrrl and Justin Barber)

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I guess she was polite enough to the people at the DMV...

Bwahahahahahaha!!!

Brilliant!

oh those whacky DMV employees. oh, and bwaahaaahhaa.

HAH!!

Stupid typo, it should've read "EAST" Ass.

Eastern Athletic Team Assistant?

That locale is just a wrong turn down a dirt road from here...

the state Department of Motor Vehicles has no clue how the mishap occurred.
I suspect alcohol and/or drugs were involved.

Whoever did that is probably basking in the glow of publicity, even if they won't admit they did it.

But saying they could fix the problem for another license renewal fee - - that was beyond pushing-your-luck stupid. That was rude.

You trust these people because they work for the government but somebody is obviously not doing their job."
She's very young and naive isn't she?

NurseCindy has it right. The last thing I think when I hear "work for the government" is trusting anyone who utters it. Also, "work for the government" seems to be a contradiction in terms.

The DMV employee undoubtedly received their early education at a Coconut Grove elementary school?

Had the government employees actually been "working" this story wouldn't have happened in the first place.

Just wait 'til they get their mitts on your health records and see what happens...

At least she is a safe driver.

... even if her face is 8 shades darker than her neck ...

So, is that a statement of fact, an instruction, or more in the way of general guidance?

I used to say, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help you." all the time. But I never could keep from laughing after I said it.
I did try to help people and the ones I said that to did seem to see the humor.

At least her weight isn't disclosed.

Lay off the tanning spray, gurl!

I suspect Patty and Selma.

Ass mode.

She should wear an East Ass hat.

Steve,

Did
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help you."
scare anyone?

It sounds a little ominous to me.

Could somebody give her some Tic-Tacs?

Instruction or declaration?

The restriction on my license that says I must wear glasses doesn't seem so bad now. How do they enforce that?

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