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I guess she was polite enough to the people at the DMV...
Posted by: ArcticAl | May 20, 2010 at 09:28 AM
Bwahahahahahaha!!!
Brilliant!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 20, 2010 at 09:31 AM
oh those whacky DMV employees. oh, and bwaahaaahhaa.
Posted by: queensbee | May 20, 2010 at 09:34 AM
HAH!!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 20, 2010 at 09:44 AM
Stupid typo, it should've read "EAST" Ass.
Posted by: Punkin | May 20, 2010 at 09:48 AM
Eastern Athletic Team Assistant?
Posted by: trustf8 | May 20, 2010 at 09:50 AM
That locale is just a wrong turn down a dirt road from here...
Posted by: Vampire Penguin | May 20, 2010 at 10:19 AM
the state Department of Motor Vehicles has no clue how the mishap occurred.
I suspect alcohol and/or drugs were involved.
Posted by: wiredog | May 20, 2010 at 10:37 AM
Whoever did that is probably basking in the glow of publicity, even if they won't admit they did it.
But saying they could fix the problem for another license renewal fee - - that was beyond pushing-your-luck stupid. That was rude.
Posted by: MOTW | May 20, 2010 at 10:41 AM
You trust these people because they work for the government but somebody is obviously not doing their job."
She's very young and naive isn't she?
Posted by: nursecindy | May 20, 2010 at 10:43 AM
NurseCindy has it right. The last thing I think when I hear "work for the government" is trusting anyone who utters it. Also, "work for the government" seems to be a contradiction in terms.
Posted by: Rich Klinzman | May 20, 2010 at 10:49 AM
The DMV employee undoubtedly received their early education at a Coconut Grove elementary school?
Posted by: Wvplantman | May 20, 2010 at 11:25 AM
Had the government employees actually been "working" this story wouldn't have happened in the first place.
Just wait 'til they get their mitts on your health records and see what happens...
Posted by: Wes S. | May 20, 2010 at 11:25 AM
At least she is a safe driver.
Posted by: billinbossier | May 20, 2010 at 11:40 AM
... even if her face is 8 shades darker than her neck ...
Posted by: MOTW | May 20, 2010 at 12:34 PM
So, is that a statement of fact, an instruction, or more in the way of general guidance?
Posted by: Mr Craggy | May 20, 2010 at 12:37 PM
I used to say, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help you." all the time. But I never could keep from laughing after I said it.
I did try to help people and the ones I said that to did seem to see the humor.
Posted by: Steve | May 20, 2010 at 12:44 PM
At least her weight isn't disclosed.
Posted by: Mazarlarry | May 20, 2010 at 12:57 PM
Lay off the tanning spray, gurl!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 20, 2010 at 01:15 PM
I suspect Patty and Selma.
Posted by: eve | May 20, 2010 at 04:07 PM
Ass mode.
She should wear an East Ass hat.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 20, 2010 at 07:17 PM
Steve,
Did
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help you."
scare anyone?
It sounds a little ominous to me.
Posted by: Kris L | May 20, 2010 at 09:01 PM
Could somebody give her some Tic-Tacs?
Posted by: MartiniShark | May 20, 2010 at 10:53 PM
Instruction or declaration?
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 21, 2010 at 07:28 AM
The restriction on my license that says I must wear glasses doesn't seem so bad now. How do they enforce that?
Posted by: Vampire Penguin | May 21, 2010 at 10:11 AM