WHY WE NEED GUYS
Without guys, nothing would ever get done.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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May 24, 2010
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I am so proud of our species. *sheds a quiet tear*
Posted by: Hammond Rye | May 24, 2010 at 10:01 AM
And stay off his damn lawn in the meantime.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 24, 2010 at 10:04 AM
Makes quick work of yard drudgery, I bet.
Posted by: Noabla Inglés | May 24, 2010 at 10:07 AM
Coming up on Top Gear.
Posted by: wiredog | May 24, 2010 at 10:34 AM
I don't care if you just hold a butter knife out beside you. At those speeds, I guarantee you'd cut grass.
I want one.
Posted by: Steve | May 24, 2010 at 10:52 AM
Cutting my lawn would take about 4.259 seconds with a mower like that.
Posted by: Mitch | May 24, 2010 at 11:14 AM
What are the water and air lawnmower speed records?
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 24, 2010 at 12:33 PM
"This baby'll mow a football stadium in 11 seconds." Born to be Wild
Posted by: MOTW | May 24, 2010 at 01:06 PM
The way things are going, we're all going to be driving cars propelled by string trimmer motors in a few years.
Posted by: Clankie | May 24, 2010 at 02:01 PM
I think I may have beaten his record a few Saturdays ago when I was on my riding lawn mower and saw a black snake looking at me. I never knew a Craftsman could go so fast. In reverse.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 24, 2010 at 02:29 PM
Who the hell even knew there was a previous lawnmower land speed record?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 24, 2010 at 02:41 PM
C'est Moi Ownself, MtB ...
Now I'll hafta werk on that definition of "lawnmower" ... First: Have a lawn to mow ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | May 24, 2010 at 04:05 PM
MtB - Tim Allen knew it, as did Bob Villa (see my previous post/linkie). Argh! argh! argh!
Posted by: MOTW | May 24, 2010 at 04:34 PM
It only turns left, though. There's no grass on the beach. They should be required to mow for real.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 24, 2010 at 05:59 PM
These are not as fast (yet), but aremore practical.
Posted by: Ralph | May 25, 2010 at 12:21 AM