WHAT'S THAT YOU'RE WEARING?
Man sucked into sausage seasoning machine
(Thanks to Don Faber, queensbee and Jonathan)
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May 24, 2010
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That HAS to be a euphemism for SOMETHING.
Posted by: Chris S. | May 24, 2010 at 10:23 AM
Homeland Security is investigating whether he has Al Qaeda links. Wurst things have happened.
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | May 24, 2010 at 10:24 AM
Is that a bratwurst in your pocket?
Posted by: wiredog | May 24, 2010 at 10:35 AM
I'm an Oscar Meyer ...
Posted by: JEC | May 24, 2010 at 10:38 AM
"So we season our sausage with black pepper (not black people), sage, rosemary, thyme, oregaNOOOOOOOOO . . ."
Posted by: bonmot | May 24, 2010 at 10:46 AM
When I was much younger, I worked at a tire manufacturing plant. The raw rubber was mixed between two huge, heavy rollers that operated like an old washer ringer. The rubber was rolled around these rollers and squeezed through the, maybe, 4 inch gap between the rollers. This happened again and again, mixing the rubber.
One guy reached in during his shift one night to do something unknown. There was no body to retrieve, just a red-tint to the rubber.
We heard they went ahead and made the tires with the rubber but that seems cold even for that company.
I think I'd rather be sausage.
Posted by: Steve | May 24, 2010 at 10:49 AM
Sausage Man WBA really bad name for an action hero.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 24, 2010 at 11:18 AM
Pedro says: "You never saw such a sausage!"
(nursecindy will get that one.)
Posted by: bonmot | May 24, 2010 at 11:24 AM
South of the Border, bonmot?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | May 24, 2010 at 11:38 AM
You got it.
Best. Tourist Trap. Ever.
Posted by: bonmot | May 24, 2010 at 12:04 PM
The old adage is true, you really do not want to see sausage being made.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 24, 2010 at 12:34 PM
Bet he's a big hit with the neighborhood dogs.
Posted by: Dex | May 24, 2010 at 01:19 PM
Most of the folks who work around large machines have some way to lock down machinery so it can't be restarted without having a key that is on the person at risk's person.
I smell a prank that went awry.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 24, 2010 at 01:26 PM
They could avoid all this by training pigs to clean the equipment; then if something happened... who'd care ?
Posted by: Clankie | May 24, 2010 at 01:58 PM
So Soylent Green comes in Pepperoni flavor now?
Posted by: Vampire Penguin | May 24, 2010 at 02:02 PM
DiLuigi's? Sounds more like Satriale's.
("Sopranos" fans will get that one.)
Posted by: WriterDude | May 24, 2010 at 02:28 PM
His mother said he had always been a brat.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 24, 2010 at 02:35 PM
The pickle slicer was fired too.
(punchline to an old joke . . .)
Posted by: bonmot | May 24, 2010 at 04:48 PM
Mister, Mr Johnny Levesque, how could you be so mean?
I told you you'd be sorry for inventing that machine.
Now all the neighbor's cats and dogs will never more be seen
They'll all be seasoning sausages in Johnny Levesque's machine.
Posted by: oneblankspace | May 24, 2010 at 08:00 PM