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May 11, 2010


Zombie Satellite and the Astronomical Buzz

(Thanks to RussellMc)


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Brains! Brains! Ooh and a small side salad, with Italian dressing, please.

Loo, the worst that happens is the zombie sat hits another comsat, which is interpreted as an attack, which results in World War 3 1/2. No biggie.

Tosses up a 'k'.

I thought you had turned British on us, wiredog. Glad you tossed that 'k' up there.

500,000 losing their television service with our local cable companies would be called "Tuesday" or "Wednesday" or "Thursday" and not be considered to be a zombie problem.

I seem to recall the Chinese shot down a zombiesat to the tsk-tsking of many diplomats. It might need a private initiative.

As part of a book tour, would it be possible to send someone up with a lot of balloons and a shotgun?

Possible solutions: fill the satellite with Mentos and Coke, or BP has a containment box they're not using right now.

"There is nothing wrong with your television. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are now controlling the transmission. We control the horizontal and the vertical. We can deluge you with a thousand channels or expand one single image to crystal clarity and beyond. We can shape your vision to anything our imagination can conceive. For the next hour we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the deepest inner mind to the outer limits."

@Borg at Division
"I am dyslexic of Borg. Prepare to have your ass laminated."

LOL dawg.

Where's John Connor when you need him?

I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.

I caught an astronomical buzz down in Jamaica once... at least that's where I thought I was. Smelled like Jamaica, anyway.

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