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Better an alligator than a teenager seeking to spend money -- at least that's what some malls seem to believe.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 20, 2010 at 08:55 AM
Feed it the Mayor of Toronto.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 20, 2010 at 09:11 AM
Well at least it wasn't on a golf course
Posted by: ArcticAl | May 20, 2010 at 09:29 AM
Fire up the grill and get me some gator tail! (and beautimous strappy sandals)
Posted by: Siouxie | May 20, 2010 at 10:07 AM
So gators cruise the malls during mating season?
Posted by: bonmot | May 20, 2010 at 10:25 AM
Gives a whole new meaning to reTAIL therapy.
Posted by: bonmot | May 20, 2010 at 10:26 AM
Just like all the other young males, hanging out at the mall looking for girls!
Posted by: gp | May 20, 2010 at 10:26 AM
Annoying teenagers on cell phones or alligators? I'll take the alligators.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 20, 2010 at 10:37 AM
Wanna go on a mall crawl?
Posted by: Ralph | May 21, 2010 at 02:54 AM