THERE IS NOTHING LOWER
...than a tarantula rustler.
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
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head em up, move em out..
Posted by: queensbee | May 27, 2010 at 12:11 PM
ick. *shudder*
Posted by: Punkin | May 27, 2010 at 12:12 PM
Charlotte wept.
Posted by: Lairbo | May 27, 2010 at 12:31 PM
nope.
absolutely no spiders either.
Posted by: trustf8 | May 27, 2010 at 12:32 PM
Beware of Kuntz bearing spiders.
Posted by: bonmot | May 27, 2010 at 12:41 PM
Get high and steal the library tarantula??? For some reason, this reminds me of Dave's famous column containing the line, "Dude...wanna do some TOAD ?"
Posted by: Betsy | May 27, 2010 at 12:41 PM
*snork* @ bonmot -
(...& Not Allowed!!!)
Posted by: trustf8 | May 27, 2010 at 12:51 PM
Biebers and pythons and spiders...oh my!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 27, 2010 at 12:55 PM
The thief was a low-lifey lout.
He cared not how the children would pout.
He swiped the arachnid;
cops soon his deed undid,
atop of the old water spout.
Posted by: bonmot | May 27, 2010 at 01:13 PM
The truth about the Carroll County Accident.
Posted by: oneblankspace | May 27, 2010 at 01:14 PM
The Kuntz with the spiders are gonna need to shave their beibers.
Posted by: trustf8 | May 27, 2010 at 01:18 PM
My wife, a retired teacher, used to ask me to bring my Red-legged tarantula to her classes. The kids were not the least bit afraid but none of the teachers ever touched her. The spider was a gentle soul who never bit anyone but that mouse she ate one night.
And, no, a "controlled dangerous substance" could not refer to the spider.
Posted by: Steve | May 27, 2010 at 01:20 PM
hm. i wonder if i could...
for halloween fun
i'm the best, you should hire me
the waiting list's long
'cause all the frat boys desire me
i don't sing or dance
i'm no stand up comedian
i kind of blend in
something like a chameleon
i'll loiter about
near the donut holes and ci-i-der
and out from my ass
will crawl a great hairy spi-i-der
the men folk will shout
women scream like there's nothing worse
and it only gets louder
when he puts himself in reverse
Posted by: mudstuffin | May 27, 2010 at 01:28 PM
Left the library with something hairy in his pants and some pot besides.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 27, 2010 at 01:28 PM
*snork* @ mud's "spider outta the ass" poem. I've missed the snake ones.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 27, 2010 at 01:31 PM
How scary are the librarians if the kids are more afraid of them than the tarantula?
Posted by: nursecindy | May 27, 2010 at 03:20 PM
Since no one is saying it, but it must be said, "Tarantula Rustlers" would be a good name for a Country AND Western band...
Posted by: Monty Zoom | May 27, 2010 at 05:11 PM
Is it because of blog policy that nobody has mentioned "Randy Allen Humple?"
Posted by: Ralph | May 27, 2010 at 06:25 PM