REST ASSURED THAT SHE ALREADY HAS A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
(Thanks to W. von Papineau and Ken Morgan)
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May 19, 2010
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And she never spilled a drop!
Posted by: Punkin | May 19, 2010 at 09:19 AM
1. The grammar stinks.
2. Drinking her coffee before driving might have made her awake enough to know not to step out of a car with the transmission engaged.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 19, 2010 at 09:21 AM
BRILLIANT!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 19, 2010 at 09:23 AM
If it had been a beer instead of coffee, I could have gotten her a Wisconsin license.
Posted by: padraig the cheesehead | May 19, 2010 at 09:25 AM
Exactly, Siouxie.
Alert the Darwin Award people; incoming!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 19, 2010 at 09:28 AM
My mother-in-law has always insisted that coffee will kill you. Fortunately, I always wanted to be awake to see it coming.
Posted by: Steve | May 19, 2010 at 09:37 AM
Grounds for a lawsuit?
Posted by: bonmot | May 19, 2010 at 10:00 AM
um, DUUUH.
Posted by: queensbee | May 19, 2010 at 10:03 AM
A really good cup of coffee is supposed to take care of that run-down feeling.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 19, 2010 at 10:04 AM
At 41, she's not old. But if she keeps this habit up she won't get old IYKWIM.
Posted by: MOTW | May 19, 2010 at 10:09 AM
Good one, Meanie.
Posted by: NotSherly | May 19, 2010 at 10:40 AM
Kissimmee - THAT answers it!
What!? She wasn't in a McD's parking lot?
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | May 19, 2010 at 10:43 AM
Fitting, TF8.
Posted by: NotSherly | May 19, 2010 at 10:45 AM
How did that comment get here?
*moves it to prev thread*
Posted by: NotSherly | May 19, 2010 at 10:46 AM
Precisely why one should only get coffee at one of those drive-thrus with the bikini-clad baristas.
Posted by: Mazarlarry | May 19, 2010 at 10:50 AM
What's even more shocking is the alert, or that they felt the need for it:
Portions Of 'Biggest Loser,' '90210' Preempted For Severe Weather
Because of a tornado warning, portions of "The Biggest Loser" and "90210" were preempted on Tuesday. The programs can be viewed at NBC.com and CWtv.com.
Posted by: oneblankspace | May 19, 2010 at 11:38 AM
A Florida driver's license is forthcoming...
uh...
nevermind...
BRILLIANT!!!
Posted by: rick the ick | May 19, 2010 at 09:38 PM