REMEMBER 'BALLOON BOY?'
You will be relieved to learn that his parents are out of jail and have retrieved their balloon from the sheriff's office.
Key Quote: "Sheriff's Office personnel had to help him lay out the balloon. He said
he wanted to measure it to make sure it was HIS balloon ... as opposed
to all the other silver flying saucer-type devices we have in evidence."
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
Nutjob.
Posted by: Punkin | May 20, 2010 at 12:07 PM
Goes without saying. Anyone who names their kid "Falcon," then sends him out in a flying saucer shaped hot air balloon just to see his Falcon fly, is totally nuts!
Posted by: OC Dolphin | May 20, 2010 at 12:17 PM
"Hey, it didn't used to say 'Happy Birthday' on the side!"
Posted by: padraig | May 20, 2010 at 12:19 PM
Richard Heene: Oh, why don't they just leave us alone? I am so tired of their laughter (keep that camera rolling, guys, this is my best side) and the way they want to keep our names in the headline (that's H-E-E-N-E, got it?) They just make me Sick, I tell ya (I'll be posting on Twitter within the next 15 minutes) blah blah blah blah (hey! where you goin' with that microphone?)
Posted by: MOTW | May 20, 2010 at 12:29 PM
All kidding aside, this blog appears or purports to be at least a semi-official document. I question a law-enforcement source making fun of anyone, even with what many would call just cause.
I view it as unprofessional, at best.
And there is a difference between a humorous viewpoint and mocking.
Posted by: Steve | May 20, 2010 at 12:30 PM
I thought this blog was a semi-comical document.
Posted by: Mazarlarry | May 20, 2010 at 12:33 PM
Yes, I remember Balloon Boy, even though Balloon Boy was never IN THE BALLOON.
Posted by: Chris S. | May 20, 2010 at 12:33 PM
I remember Bubble Boy. John Travolta.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 20, 2010 at 12:39 PM
Can we hire Eloise Campanella to be our own private law enforcement mocking agent?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 20, 2010 at 12:39 PM
Said Heene: “I’ve been trying to say leave it alone, leave it alone. These guys are trying to make me look like a fool.”
Too late.
Posted by: bonmot | May 20, 2010 at 12:52 PM
law enforcement snark. i like it.
Posted by: queensbee | May 20, 2010 at 12:53 PM
Jeff - Glints from Eloise?
Posted by: MOTW | May 20, 2010 at 01:12 PM
Well, if it was New Mexico, I could understand his point.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 20, 2010 at 01:32 PM
"As God is my witness, I though Falcon could fly."
Posted by: nursecindy | May 20, 2010 at 02:04 PM
I thought this blog was a semi-comical document.
Posted by: Mazarlarry | May 20, 2010 at 12:33 PM
Actually, it was a semi-conical balloon.
Posted by: Braniff | May 20, 2010 at 04:06 PM
It looked like Jiffy Pop.
Posted by: bonmot | May 20, 2010 at 04:40 PM
"These guys are trying to make me look like a fool."
Good Lord, Richard, you don't need any help at all.
And what exactly were you trying to make them look like with your hoax?
Posted by: RichZ | May 20, 2010 at 06:26 PM
Ain't gonna fly no more with those bullet holes in it.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 20, 2010 at 07:12 PM
Ok, you can live in a bubble, an iron lung or just be a head, but people take you everywhere.
What is your choice?
Posted by: Punkin | May 20, 2010 at 07:39 PM
Sure, she shouldn't have used his name...because if she'd said, "Suspect A said he wanted to measure it to make sure it was HIS balloon ... as opposed to all the other silver flying saucer-type devices we have in evidence," the public would have had NO idea who she was talking about.
Posted by: Karen Juzenas | May 20, 2010 at 08:44 PM
I am sooo glad I didn't know about the balloon thing until the balloon landed. I'd have spent too much time agonizing worrying about the kid. What is wrong with his parents?!
Posted by: Kris L | May 20, 2010 at 08:54 PM
Wow. They were only too happy to exploit worldwide publicity through a fraud that involved manipulation of the media and public, deception of and by their own children, and significant risk to rescue personnel. All so that they could gain fame that would lead them to become reality TV show celebrities, if I remember correctly.
And now, with their wreckless plot and shameless ambition exposed, they want to be shielded from criticism?? You made your damn bed, baby - time to lie in it!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 20, 2010 at 10:26 PM
I love it when Meanie gets all macho-like.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 20, 2010 at 11:28 PM
Sorry. I detest parasites.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 21, 2010 at 09:02 AM
Like mosquitoes?
You know only the female mosquito bites?
Which figures. Not only does it suck your blood, it has to go and leave you an annoying little reminder that it's done so. Bitches.
Posted by: bonmot | May 21, 2010 at 10:12 AM
With apologies to SNL:
"May I present Lord and Lady Douchebag."
Posted by: Layzeeboy | May 21, 2010 at 01:17 PM