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What animals do on their beak is their own business.
Err, make that break.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 19, 2010 at 09:15 AM
Didn't "The Smoking Crows" open for the Goo Goo Dolls in '08?
Posted by: Punkin | May 19, 2010 at 09:18 AM
Only the raven says "Nevermore"
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 19, 2010 at 09:18 AM
Watch out for that second-claw smoke.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 19, 2010 at 09:20 AM
Poor crows. They spent the rest of the day trying to get a light.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 19, 2010 at 09:23 AM
Like crows aren't annoying enough already. I can hear them now:
CAW! CAW! *hack* CAWFFFF! CAWFFF! *wheeze*
Can't wait to see them flying around with their little oxygen tanks on their backs with tubes feeding up to their beaks.
Posted by: padraig | May 19, 2010 at 09:23 AM
*snork* BFF! (I'm hearing gravelly crow voices, with Brooklyn accents, saying "Hey Pal, got a light?")
At least that drowns out the other voices in my head....for now.
Posted by: Punkin | May 19, 2010 at 09:25 AM
pad is right - they sit outside in the trees here yapping away trying to intimidate smaller birds.
No way am I giving them a cigarette too.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 19, 2010 at 09:30 AM
Crows on a Fag Break WBAGNFA British RB
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 19, 2010 at 09:31 AM
So, the Egrets that walk up to our patio door and look in are just trying to bum a smoke?
Posted by: Steve | May 19, 2010 at 09:33 AM
If they take up boozing they'll fit right in on the blog.
Posted by: wiredog | May 19, 2010 at 09:42 AM
Butt I like it when your voices talk to MY voices, BFF!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 19, 2010 at 09:51 AM
They didn't inhale! Actually, be glad they didn't find a light. That thatched roof they are on looks very dry and flammable!
Posted by: gp | May 19, 2010 at 09:52 AM
If you look at them too long you'll get crows feet.
Posted by: bonmot | May 19, 2010 at 09:58 AM
They's jes hangin' out waitin' to see an elephant fly ;)
Posted by: trustf8 | May 19, 2010 at 10:03 AM
I guess it's one way to be tarred and feathered.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | May 19, 2010 at 10:23 AM
*Refuses to submit the same disappearing comment for The. Third. Time!*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 19, 2010 at 10:31 AM
If they take up boozing they'll fit right in on the blog.
Posted by: wiredog | May 19, 2010 at 09:42 AM
Smokin and drinkin down at the Crowbar.
Posted by: NotSherly | May 19, 2010 at 10:37 AM
and *snork* @ Mot (the Hoople variety)
Posted by: NotSherly | May 19, 2010 at 10:38 AM
A murder of crows . . .
Posted by: bonmot | May 19, 2010 at 11:42 AM
Sheryl? Russell?
Posted by: Ralph | May 19, 2010 at 11:53 AM
Yes, and T Robot too.
Posted by: KJP | May 19, 2010 at 12:55 PM
Eat
shitcrow and die?Posted by: Siouxie | May 19, 2010 at 01:15 PM
Cigareets and whiskey and wild, wild ravens.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 19, 2010 at 01:27 PM
nmua -- Can I quote you on that?
Posted by: E. A. Poe | May 19, 2010 at 02:03 PM
They seem smart, but can they operate those child-proof lighters? Because I can't.
Posted by: MartiniShark | May 19, 2010 at 07:46 PM
Yeah!! somethings are injurious to health of the birds. We must not throw them in open.
Posted by: Force Factor Supplements | May 20, 2010 at 01:30 AM