IS THERE ANYTHING IT CAN'T DO?
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Shrew spit. Say that ten times fast.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | May 24, 2010 at 02:30 PM
I guess Richard Gere was just into alternative medical treatments ahead of the curve. Do gerbils work as well as shrews?
Posted by: Vampire Penguin | May 24, 2010 at 02:33 PM
ewwww. here kitty, kitty...
Posted by: queensbee | May 24, 2010 at 02:50 PM
Didn't know my mother-in-law was involved in the medical field!
Posted by: jon | May 24, 2010 at 03:00 PM
If they start using things like shrews, leeches, maggots etc. routinely for health issues then my blog name will have to change to Cindy the Bum. No way am I going near that thing. I once heard that a mother's spit has the same chemical compound as Formula 409.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 24, 2010 at 03:18 PM
Put some Windex on it.
I'll bet that shrew could've taken care of Obama's vole.
Posted by: bonmot | May 24, 2010 at 04:15 PM
"Spit-Swappin' Shrew Snoggers" wbagnfa... actually, I don't know what that would be a good name for. Maybe my son's soccer team. Better than the names they've come up with.
Posted by: padraig | May 24, 2010 at 04:37 PM
padraig -- my daughter's team were given pepto-bismol pink jerseys and told to pick a name.
I spent a season rooting for the Pink Vultures.
But hey, she's now fourteen and just yesterday her team WON THE STATE CHAMPIONSHIP!
WooHoo! We're off to Broken Arrow, OK, for regional finals.
Posted by: bonmot | May 24, 2010 at 04:41 PM
Congrats bon!
Send me a PV t-shirt!
Posted by: padraig | May 24, 2010 at 05:01 PM
Kiss me Kate, you shrew.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 24, 2010 at 05:17 PM
Pink Vultures WBAGNFA Winning Team!
Congrats to all the bonmots :)
Posted by: trustf8 | May 24, 2010 at 05:57 PM
Thanks. The Pink Vultures were years ago, though.
The contrast between the cute cuddly gap-toothed pigtailed girls and their team name was fun.
Posted by: bonmot | May 24, 2010 at 06:31 PM
They're going to have to make shrew spit synthetically; it's not practical to raise shrews in captivity. Their metabolism requires huge amounts of food, and they are cannibals, so they can't be kept together. "Shrew Spit" would also be a good title for a horror movie about patients who devour their neighbors. The catch phrase of the innocent victims could be "Are you shrewish? You don't look shrewish."
Posted by: Ralph | May 25, 2010 at 12:53 AM