IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?

GLENVILLE, Pa. – Police said a Maryland man was so drunk after driving into a central Pennsylvania field that a farmer had to carry the handcuffed suspect out in the bucket of his tractor.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

I'm thinking he's single, Siouxie.

[Betsy]

""driving through fields Sunday night and fled police before nearly hitting a herd of cows

Note to Glenview: That's how you go about (nearly) tipping cows.

[padraig]

"...that'll be all, Jeeves, jusht park the Bentley nexsht to the Rollsh..."

[Siouxie]

Thanks, Jeff butt...I have no respect for a guy that can't hold his licker...er..liquor.

[Steve]

We call that "Sunday" around these parts.

[Loudmouth]

There's really not much else to do in central PA. I've been to Boonsboro and it ain't so hott either.