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May 19, 2010
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Beer is proof that God love us and wants us to be happy.
Posted by: bonmot | May 19, 2010 at 02:39 PM
OK, they got something right once -- that's still a better track record than CTU...
Posted by: Steve Haller | May 19, 2010 at 02:39 PM
^s
(Post-lunch lethargy.)
Posted by: bonmot | May 19, 2010 at 02:39 PM
I could use a fill-up, Buster.
Ale to the Chief!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 19, 2010 at 03:23 PM
It's about time.
Posted by: ti Siouxie | May 19, 2010 at 03:26 PM
There's a "congress getting head" joke in here somewhere butt I'm too much of a lady to think of it.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 19, 2010 at 03:30 PM
"Betsy Markey" anagrams to "My beery task." Which is the kind I prefer.
Posted by: Ford79 | May 19, 2010 at 03:31 PM
What the Sam Adams is going on in Washington anyway ?
Posted by: Clankie | May 19, 2010 at 03:58 PM
It's about time. Congress has obviously been drinking heavily for years.
Posted by: Steve | May 19, 2010 at 04:06 PM
When Congress passed legislation,
regarding malted fermenation,
it was no surprise,
they'd decriminalize,
all forms of intoxication.
Posted by: bonmot | May 19, 2010 at 04:31 PM
Corn mash liquor is also a craft, and the "no-brainer" kicks in a lot quicker.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 19, 2010 at 05:27 PM
Can a "Vodka Shots in the Eye" Resolution be far behind ?
Posted by: LeDud | May 19, 2010 at 05:35 PM
For the record, it should be "fermentation".
Posted by: bonmot | May 19, 2010 at 05:37 PM
Speaker: Do we have any debate about this resolution?
Congressman Liverspot: Madame Speaker, I wish to propse an amendment.
Speaker: You have the floor. Please proceed.
Liverspot: I propose that the resolution be revised to American Craft Beer Millenium.
Speaker: All in favor?
AYE!!!
Speaker: Opposed?
[silence]
Speaker: Abstentions?
Liverspot: [snicker]
Speaker: Shut up, you fool. Not that kind.....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 19, 2010 at 06:24 PM
I'd vote for her . . . if I could stand up in the voting booth.
Posted by: MartiniShark | May 19, 2010 at 07:55 PM
I'd vote for her... if I lived in her district. But I'm sure proud to live in her state -- my kind of lady!
*Passes Betsy a pint of Avery IPA*
Posted by: WriterDude | May 19, 2010 at 09:23 PM
She was just trying to *burp* support
small businessmensmall businesses.Posted by: Tash | May 19, 2010 at 10:12 PM
They never read it.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 19, 2010 at 11:25 PM
"It really depends on what mood you're in. Sometimes...I might want a Skinny Dip..."
How come Florida can't get representatives like that?
Posted by: Howard from Broward | May 20, 2010 at 10:47 AM