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...and since nobody won
the 'Banana Fun Run'
the judges called it
a 'Banana Split'.
Posted by: trustf8 | May 22, 2010 at 12:20 PM
Should not one Beat the Banana in private rather than during a charity run?
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 22, 2010 at 12:42 PM
I always wondered why there wasn't a banana guy in the Fruit of The Loom logo. It would make sense.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 22, 2010 at 01:13 PM
Cindy:
Because Jerry Falwell et al., would just go nuts. As it were.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | May 22, 2010 at 01:23 PM
Did any of the participants slip and fall twice?
Posted by: OC Dolphin | May 22, 2010 at 01:23 PM
nanar nanar
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 22, 2010 at 01:57 PM
I got your double banana right here.
What?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 22, 2010 at 02:47 PM
is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy...............ooooooo, sweet mystery of life at last i found you,.................(with my apologies to mel brooks)
Posted by: queensbee | May 22, 2010 at 05:29 PM
I wuz kinda wonderin' the same sorta questions, Horace ...
I have seen this "siamese banana" development more than once ... of course I'm perty old, and I've seen a lot of bananas ... IANMTU!
Other fruits seem to also have a tendency to be confused about their ... um ... genetic format? NTTAWWT ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | May 22, 2010 at 08:42 PM
O the U: As long as we're slinging acronyms, BANANA is an extreme form of NIMBY: Build Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anyone. BANANA proponents usually come in bunches, but quickly lose their appeal when the costs are tallied.
Posted by: Ralph | May 23, 2010 at 02:00 AM
*SNORK!@ Cheesewiz* (As it were)
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 23, 2010 at 09:12 AM
The news reporter, he work all night on a drink o' rum.
Posted by: Crash | May 23, 2010 at 01:30 PM
Bananas are related to sharks, rays, and skates? (Look it up).
Posted by: Steve | May 23, 2010 at 03:33 PM
I'm sorry, I can't hear you; I've got bananas in my ear.
Posted by: JEC | May 23, 2010 at 04:50 PM
queensbee, Funny you should reference Young Frankenstein! My first thought was, "He must be very popular." "Well... uh... that goes without saying."
Posted by: AlanBoss | May 23, 2010 at 11:37 PM