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"Walk down that runway.....NOW!!!"
Posted by: tw | May 25, 2010 at 09:46 AM
Don't give TV programmers ideas.
Posted by: Romeo Vitelli | May 25, 2010 at 09:47 AM
Ya know, a "thigh shot" on Project Runway means something entirely different...
Posted by: Allen at Division | May 25, 2010 at 09:54 AM
Isn't that how CSI Miami got its start?
Posted by: Steve | May 25, 2010 at 09:56 AM
"24 Kardashians."
Les Moonves, I dare ya.
Posted by: Resuscitator-Annie Where-but-here | May 25, 2010 at 09:56 AM
Hmm, I remember getting personal with a Resuscitator Annie in a class a long time ago... *S*
Posted by: Allen at Division | May 25, 2010 at 10:14 AM
Please, no.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 25, 2010 at 10:15 AM
How about "24 Iron Chef"? "There's no thyme, DAMMIT!"
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 25, 2010 at 10:36 AM
LOL I like that idea, Meanie.
"The secret ingredient is....CHICKEN THIGHS!!!"
Jack: BANG!!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 25, 2010 at 10:45 AM
haha mtb & siouxie: martha logan would fit right in with her paring knife, to finish off her 'vegetable' ex?
& jack could cook up some steamy scenes with the spice girls....
Posted by: trustf8 | May 25, 2010 at 10:52 AM
Thighbusters?
Are You Tougher Than a Fifth Grader?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | May 25, 2010 at 10:53 AM
24 Reasons I'm Lost Without You
Posted by: Pannus | May 25, 2010 at 11:05 AM
Project Runway 24:
"I asked for a gun, not a Gunn, DAMMIT!"
Posted by: Braniff | May 25, 2010 at 11:09 AM
24/CSI:Miami - Take off the sunglasses, Dammit. She was killed by a Rod of Doom.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 25, 2010 at 11:37 AM
24/The Apprentice:
Trump: "You're fired."
Jack: "No. THIS [removes large piece of portable artillery from Jack Sack] will be fired. Unless you'd like to reconsider."
Trump: [Soils underwear]
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 25, 2010 at 11:54 AM
Idol 24:
Simon: "That was excruciatingly horrible!"
Ellen: "I felt it was a little pitchy, but I'm a big fan."
Randy: "DAWG! Yo...wassup, dude...it was all over the place. Definitely not working for me, man."
Kara: "I agree with everyone."
Jack: BANG!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 25, 2010 at 12:10 PM
I am laughing. All great...my winner is Allen at Division and his "Thigh Shot".
Posted by: LeDud | May 25, 2010 at 12:37 PM
Firearms Roadshow
HOST: "Can you tell me how you came into possession of these weapons?"
JACK: "If I did I'd have to kill you, DAMMIT."
HOST: "Well..."
JACK: "In fact, I have to kill you anyway." BLAM!
Posted by: Layzeeboy | May 25, 2010 at 01:06 PM
24/CSPAN:
Representative: Madame Speaker, I rise to make a motion...
BAUER: BAM!
Speaker: The motion fails for lack of a second.
Posted by: Ernie G | May 25, 2010 at 01:07 PM
too soon
Posted by: homeybeef | May 25, 2010 at 02:55 PM
24/Dancing With The Stars. Jack could shoot their feet to make them dance faster.
24/The Biggest Loser- you failed to make your target weight and have been, BLAM, eliminated.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 25, 2010 at 03:29 PM
I admittedly did not read every post so perhaps someone already commented on this, but how many times during the eight days did Jack yell "we're out of time!" ?
Posted by: Doggiemom | May 27, 2010 at 11:26 AM