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Typical male. And Dave's right. They're all the same.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 22, 2010 at 12:55 PM
Honk. Honk.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 22, 2010 at 01:00 PM
Danger???!!! Where??? *grabs Horace*
Posted by: nursecindy | May 22, 2010 at 01:09 PM
'Snort' in my direction
Because of your erection?
Listen, Jack, I'm no dope:
Find yourself a jackalope.
Your horniness you can't disguise,
And you can't hide those lion eyes.
And no siree, we can't elope!
Life with me is beyond all hope.
Posted by: trustf8 | May 22, 2010 at 01:10 PM
And I guess crediting evolution and protecting the species are out then.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | May 22, 2010 at 01:14 PM
This helps explain Hugh Hefner's warnings that there are fathers out there with shotguns.
Posted by: OC Dolphin | May 22, 2010 at 01:18 PM
Never let a good crisis go to waste.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 22, 2010 at 02:00 PM
"On the day of ovulation, on average these females visit 10 male territories and have sex 11 times. "
But those girls are just sluts!
Posted by: jon | May 22, 2010 at 02:21 PM
That's cuz they can't read, jon.
*hair flip*
Posted by: Siouxie | May 22, 2010 at 02:32 PM
Oh, the life in the animal kingdom.
Posted by: Theresa | May 22, 2010 at 03:11 PM
Those crafty antelopes!
Posted by: Suzy Q | May 22, 2010 at 03:42 PM
So, the Smart female Antelope never gets L.....
Posted by: EB | May 22, 2010 at 04:18 PM
Harpo Marx, on the other hand, always had to chase the girls with his horn.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 22, 2010 at 04:58 PM
If the snorts don't work, the male antelope gently directs the female to a scary movie.
No word from the naturalists so far whether male antelopes have had any luck with the popcorn trick.
Posted by: padraig | May 22, 2010 at 05:52 PM
What exactly is the popcorn trick, padraig?
Posted by: nursecindy | May 22, 2010 at 06:29 PM
I'm reasonably sure, n'c' ... that pad' refers to THAT "popcorn trick" ...
Butter often may help, tho one should be cautious about adding too much salt ... merely sayin' ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | May 22, 2010 at 08:57 PM
The popcorn trick is where a guy manages to balance the popcorn container in his lap without using his hands. Alanis Morissette told me.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 23, 2010 at 08:43 AM
" One day every year " huh ? Well, maybe that explains it. Or something.
Posted by: Clankie | May 23, 2010 at 09:13 AM
(Snort!)
Posted by: Steve | May 23, 2010 at 03:22 PM
Off topic:
The Land of the Rising Sun boasts a restaurant called "Chicken Pecker".
http://www.chickenpecker.com/
As His Daveness would say, IAMNTU. ^_^
Posted by: Ivory Bill Woodpecker | May 24, 2010 at 03:25 AM
*sigh* IANMTU, that is.
Posted by: Ivory Bill Woodpecker | May 24, 2010 at 05:15 AM