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May 25, 2010


The Brevard County doctor who was arrested for groping a woman while dressed as Captain America with a burrito in his pants will not go to jail.


(Thanks to Scott Tennant, Jeff Meyerson and Chuck Cody)


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He was just happy to see her!

Marvel cannot buy better publicity than this for the new CA movie.

As a Cap fan, he's a disgrace to the uniform. (1) Captain America don't need no burrito, and (2) groping women should be left to professionals such as myself.

His crime-fighting was hindered by the Taco Bell dog sniffing his crotch.

That might be the best opening sentence in a news article -- at least for this week.

A burrito? Kinda, soft, isn't it? That is why I always have a salami in my pants when I grope women.

And I dress as The Flash.

Yeah, and Aquaman keeps having wet dreams about Wonder Woman. I tell ya, there's a lot we don't know about those guys.

Is that a burrito in your pocket....?

Cindy, maybe he's single.

It was a bar crawl for medical professionals. Maybe Cindy's already met him.

Sorry Siouxie, I swore off super heroes ages ago.

I think he confused Captain America with Captain Morgan.

He had to put the burrito in his pants 'cause that's where he keeps his microwave.

Groping a woman while dressed as a superhero: which part of that was illegal, or was it both of them together?

Doctor??!?!?! "Medical professional??!?!?!?" Is this the state of medical care now?

AlanBoss! long time no blog!

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