FATHER'S DAY IS COMING
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Those shirts look pretty pristine for this market. I guess they have to add your own motor oil, blood, and armpit sweat stains.
Posted by: padraig | May 27, 2010 at 11:55 AM
Oh, and shouldn't the female version say "Beatee"?
OK, I'll shut up now.
Posted by: padraig | May 27, 2010 at 11:57 AM
Yes, and Phillip Merling just bought a dozen.
Posted by: OC Dolphin | May 27, 2010 at 11:58 AM
Channel Seven did a story on those forever ago. I remember the one with the pre-made cigarette burns, specifically.
Posted by: David cgc | May 27, 2010 at 12:01 PM
and may i say- brilliant.
well, i missed my husband.
i'll just have to work on my aim.
Posted by: queensbee | May 27, 2010 at 12:02 PM
not funny.
just not.
Posted by: Punkin | May 27, 2010 at 12:14 PM
I got this one for Mother's day.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 27, 2010 at 12:18 PM
There are absolutely 'No Wife Eaters Allowed' in my jacuzzi.
Posted by: trustf8 | May 27, 2010 at 12:20 PM
So Mom can use it to strangle Dad in his sleep?
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 27, 2010 at 12:34 PM
My dad beat my mom up every morning. He was up at 5:30 and she slept 'til 7:15. Oh the shame.
Posted by: JEC | May 27, 2010 at 12:37 PM
Trustf8, I think there's an important "B" missing from your post . . .
Jus' sayin' . . .
Posted by: bonmot | May 27, 2010 at 12:45 PM
sorry, bonmot, but there are No Bees Allowed in my jacuzzi either.
Posted by: trustf8 | May 27, 2010 at 12:49 PM
*snork* @ trustf8!
Posted by: bonmot | May 27, 2010 at 12:50 PM
I'm sorry, did I miss the mothers day tees - "Ball Buster" and "Castrating Biotch"?
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 27, 2010 at 12:54 PM
Another Father's Day gift: The USB drive cufflinks.
Posted by: wiredog | May 27, 2010 at 12:54 PM
I couldn't find a "If you lay a hand on me, I'll chop you into tiny pieces and feed you to the other bottom dwelling scum" t-shirt.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 27, 2010 at 01:17 PM
So, where's the classy stuff?
Posted by: Steve | May 27, 2010 at 01:22 PM
"I understand that HRH Prince Philip wears the same thing when he is on his own at Buck House." -- Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced Bouquet).
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 27, 2010 at 01:26 PM
I got this one for Mother's day.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 27, 2010 at 12:18 PM
Siouxie, that's hot!
Actually, I suggested we all chip in and get this for Dave for Father's Day.
It's no Weinermobile, but....
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 27, 2010 at 01:32 PM
My guess is the vast majority of those desiring such a garment do not have the qualities needed to actually obtain a wife.
Posted by: MartiniShark | May 27, 2010 at 02:04 PM
At long last, Senator... Have you no shame ?
Posted by: Clankie | May 27, 2010 at 02:32 PM
Maybe it's a warning shirt to let ladies know that it's better to either stay away from the wearee or hit him accidentally with a baseball bat three or four times. I read where the guy that had the banana museum tried to rent the Weinermobile and wanted to turn it into a banana for a week. Oscar Meyer said no. Dave would have cried if he had seen that.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 27, 2010 at 03:08 PM
Jack Bauer needs to wear a shirt that says "Wife Beater Beater". That would end the domestic violence problem worldwide.
If that doesn't work, have Chuck Norris wear one.
Posted by: Chris S. | May 27, 2010 at 03:54 PM
I always thought a beater was an old car. So now I have to get one for my wife? I thought that she wanted a new car. Who knew?
Posted by: Abbie Normal | May 27, 2010 at 07:40 PM