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May 27, 2010


Give dad something classy.

(Thanks to Omaha Bridget)


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Those shirts look pretty pristine for this market. I guess they have to add your own motor oil, blood, and armpit sweat stains.

Oh, and shouldn't the female version say "Beatee"?

OK, I'll shut up now.

Yes, and Phillip Merling just bought a dozen.

Channel Seven did a story on those forever ago. I remember the one with the pre-made cigarette burns, specifically.

and may i say- brilliant.
well, i missed my husband.
i'll just have to work on my aim.

not funny.

just not.

I got this one for Mother's day.

There are absolutely 'No Wife Eaters Allowed' in my jacuzzi.

So Mom can use it to strangle Dad in his sleep?

My dad beat my mom up every morning. He was up at 5:30 and she slept 'til 7:15. Oh the shame.

Trustf8, I think there's an important "B" missing from your post . . .

Jus' sayin' . . .

sorry, bonmot, but there are No Bees Allowed in my jacuzzi either.

*snork* @ trustf8!

I'm sorry, did I miss the mothers day tees - "Ball Buster" and "Castrating Biotch"?

Another Father's Day gift: The USB drive cufflinks.

I couldn't find a "If you lay a hand on me, I'll chop you into tiny pieces and feed you to the other bottom dwelling scum" t-shirt.

So, where's the classy stuff?

"I understand that HRH Prince Philip wears the same thing when he is on his own at Buck House." -- Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced Bouquet).

I got this one for Mother's day.

Posted by: Siouxie | May 27, 2010 at 12:18 PM

Siouxie, that's hot!

Actually, I suggested we all chip in and get this for Dave for Father's Day.

It's no Weinermobile, but....

My guess is the vast majority of those desiring such a garment do not have the qualities needed to actually obtain a wife.

At long last, Senator... Have you no shame ?

Maybe it's a warning shirt to let ladies know that it's better to either stay away from the wearee or hit him accidentally with a baseball bat three or four times. I read where the guy that had the banana museum tried to rent the Weinermobile and wanted to turn it into a banana for a week. Oscar Meyer said no. Dave would have cried if he had seen that.

Jack Bauer needs to wear a shirt that says "Wife Beater Beater". That would end the domestic violence problem worldwide.

If that doesn't work, have Chuck Norris wear one.

I always thought a beater was an old car. So now I have to get one for my wife? I thought that she wanted a new car. Who knew?

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