COMING SOON TO THE FOX NETWORK
Key We-Do-Not-Pay-Them-Enough Quote: After five shots with a .22 caliber rifle, the bomb exploded, spraying the contents of the toilet everywhere. One of the bomb squad members was covered in feces, according to the police report.
(Thanks to Robin Johnson)
Looks like the space shittle.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 25, 2010 at 06:47 PM
As reported in the Sandusky Register.
Posted by: oneblankspace | May 25, 2010 at 06:50 PM
Crapshoot, indeed.
That would make a great Fox show, now that I think of it. Maybe Simon Cowell could host.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 25, 2010 at 06:58 PM
I think they meant dangerous "ordnance", although sometimes I wish there were laws against dangerous laws.
Posted by: Andy | May 25, 2010 at 07:44 PM
Only a government agency would do it that way.
Posted by: Clankie | May 25, 2010 at 08:01 PM
This sort of thing never happened to Jack Bauer. Obviously an oversight on the writers' part...
...I think I'd want something with lots more range than a .22, were I given such an assignment.
Posted by: Wes S. | May 25, 2010 at 08:47 PM
Did this never happen on Bones?
Posted by: Kris L | May 25, 2010 at 09:13 PM
Another case of a bunch of guys wanting to blow something up.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 25, 2010 at 09:14 PM
I'd prefer the bees.
Posted by: Tash | May 25, 2010 at 09:54 PM
These guys really failed to keep the seat down.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 25, 2010 at 10:45 PM
I was caught in a traffic jam once where police had located a portable meth lab. They were worried that a pressurized ammonia tank had a little leak in it. Solution? Shoot it.
Gotta admit it stopped leaking.
The funniest part was, it was about 20 degrees out. They made the (contaminated) meth heads strip in the median of the Interstate and get hosed down by icy water from the fire department.
You can't pay for entertainment like that.
Posted by: Steve | May 25, 2010 at 11:14 PM
Never heard of the "exploding whale" trick, have they?
Posted by: Spiny Norman | May 25, 2010 at 11:16 PM
I knew Jack Bauer shouldn't have waited 8 years before going to the bathroom.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 25, 2010 at 11:49 PM
At least the cops had something to go on.
(SOMEONE had to say it)
Posted by: Siouxie | May 26, 2010 at 12:56 AM
I grew up in Lorain County. God bless 'em. But this strikes me as the equivalent of... I dunno... packing a whale with dynamite?
Posted by: AlanBoss | May 26, 2010 at 01:46 AM
Explosive diarrhea.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 26, 2010 at 08:21 AM
You gals love your shiny things; we guys love our 'splosions!
Posted by: bonmot | May 26, 2010 at 11:36 AM
The new FOX show SHOOTERS promo really looks
"explosive!" I wonder if they will promote the
show with 3d, or that other "popular" enhancement,
"Odor-ama"?
Posted by: funnyman | May 27, 2010 at 01:56 PM