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That's not Edgar. That's Audrey.
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | May 21, 2010 at 11:02 AM
Now that you mention it, Steve...
Posted by: Siouxie | May 21, 2010 at 11:39 AM
With eyes like that he really should be wearing sunglasses.
Posted by: trustf8 | May 21, 2010 at 11:42 AM
Don't go swimming in that lake.
Posted by: wiredog | May 21, 2010 at 11:49 AM
It has Donald Trump's hair.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 21, 2010 at 12:05 PM
It has sideburns...
Elvis?
Posted by: bill | May 21, 2010 at 12:11 PM
Ugliest. Beaver. EVER.
Posted by: bonmot | May 21, 2010 at 12:16 PM
Chupacabra in
Kitchenuhmaykoosib, eh?
Say it five times fast
Posted by: Mary Lynnn Rajskub | May 21, 2010 at 12:23 PM
*SMACKS* tf8! I trusted you!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 21, 2010 at 12:39 PM
I think I used to be married to it.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | May 21, 2010 at 12:45 PM
*SMACKS* trustf8.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 21, 2010 at 12:51 PM
♫ Kitchen-uh-may-koosib-Chupacabra-alidocious
Even tho the looks of it are something quite atrocious:
Edgar? Audry? Donald Trump? or even Manilow-shish!
KitchenuhmaykoosibChupacabra-alidocious! ♫
Posted by: trustf8 | May 21, 2010 at 01:27 PM
This Edgar, Siouxie?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 21, 2010 at 02:00 PM
LOL nice one, tf8! almost makes up for the Manilow-shish linkage.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 21, 2010 at 02:02 PM
No wonder this animal is extinct. There's probably not even one member of its own species that would willfully wish to procreate with it.
Posted by: OC Dolphin | May 21, 2010 at 02:03 PM
*Spoonful of Snorks @ tf8*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 21, 2010 at 02:34 PM
that is truly the ugliest... uck
Posted by: queensbee | May 21, 2010 at 03:42 PM
And the so-called Homeland Security Agency does nothing.
Posted by: Clankie | May 21, 2010 at 03:57 PM
*snork* @ trustf8!
Reminds me of that joke about how Ghandi was a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Posted by: bonmot | May 21, 2010 at 05:21 PM
Are they promoting Kitchenuhmaykoosib Monster tours? The only practical way to get there now is by plane, and the community is part owner of Wasaya Airways. This sounds like PR stunt; let's see how many reporters take the bait. I hope they bring lots of insect repellant, or we'll be seeing more stories about vampires.
Posted by: Ralph | May 21, 2010 at 10:19 PM
Donald Trump has its hair. There otter be a law.
Posted by: JEC | May 23, 2010 at 05:03 PM
It's definitely Man-Bear-Pig. I'm super cereal.
Posted by: Kenneth J. Moose | May 23, 2010 at 08:12 PM