APOCALYPSE UPDATE
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May 24, 2010
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I know I always relax after my eyes have been pummeled with high pressure blasts of ice water.
Posted by: Punkin | May 24, 2010 at 09:43 AM
The five star spa offers therapies with high pressure jets of mineral water
Looks like that guy was getting in position to get a high pressure water treatment IYKWIM.
NTTAWWT
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 24, 2010 at 09:43 AM
Are ruler slaps a part of the treatment?
Posted by: billinbossier | May 24, 2010 at 09:52 AM
I can't see many happy endings coming about because of that.
Posted by: Vampire Penguin | May 24, 2010 at 10:04 AM
Mother Mary Stigmata is gonna be really busy with her ruler...
Posted by: wiredog | May 24, 2010 at 10:30 AM
"Another popular treatment is the white wine vinegar eyewash, which is said to be good for de-Manilowing."
Posted by: bonmot | May 24, 2010 at 10:53 AM
And Nuns always look so innocent.
Posted by: Steve the Optimist | May 24, 2010 at 11:06 AM
"The five star spa offers therapies with high pressure jets of mineral water, massage, and fitness classes..."
So are the Nuns therapists?
Posted by: Sean Connery | May 24, 2010 at 11:09 AM
Great, I don't have to pay extra to have her dress up as a nun!
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 24, 2010 at 12:17 PM
Is this treatment habit forming?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | May 24, 2010 at 01:47 PM
I'm a former Catholic school girl. Looks like that nun is waterboarding that poor guy. *runs away to avoid wrath of nun with ruler* btw, they hate it when you call them penguins. Trust me.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 24, 2010 at 02:06 PM
Sheesh. The world needs more candids from Guantanamo ?
Posted by: Clankie | May 24, 2010 at 02:06 PM
Shhhh. Renditions Marienkron Abbey is top secret.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 24, 2010 at 05:50 PM
Ego te absolvo a peccatis tuis in nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Aquam.
Posted by: Deus ex machina | May 25, 2010 at 12:02 AM