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May 24, 2010


Nuns set up massage service

(Thanks to catmanmax)


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I know I always relax after my eyes have been pummeled with high pressure blasts of ice water.

The five star spa offers therapies with high pressure jets of mineral water

Looks like that guy was getting in position to get a high pressure water treatment IYKWIM.


Are ruler slaps a part of the treatment?

I can't see many happy endings coming about because of that.

Mother Mary Stigmata is gonna be really busy with her ruler...

"Another popular treatment is the white wine vinegar eyewash, which is said to be good for de-Manilowing."

And Nuns always look so innocent.

"The five star spa offers therapies with high pressure jets of mineral water, massage, and fitness classes..."

So are the Nuns therapists?

Great, I don't have to pay extra to have her dress up as a nun!

Is this treatment habit forming?

I'm a former Catholic school girl. Looks like that nun is waterboarding that poor guy. *runs away to avoid wrath of nun with ruler* btw, they hate it when you call them penguins. Trust me.

Sheesh. The world needs more candids from Guantanamo ?

Shhhh. Renditions Marienkron Abbey is top secret.

Ego te absolvo a peccatis tuis in nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Aquam.

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