ADVISORY TO THE PEOPLE OF TORONTO:
(Thanks to The Perts)
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Ewww, eh?
Posted by: Siouxie | May 29, 2010 at 09:34 AM
I would think the defining description of these guys would be being "in possession of squeeze bottles or containers of feces" and not being Hispanic because being Hispanic isn't the problem.
Posted by: ScottMGS | May 29, 2010 at 09:57 AM
Oh, God! It's a pooper-shooter.
Not sold in stores.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | May 29, 2010 at 10:01 AM
Kinda makes you wanna slap their testicules, huh?
Posted by: Siouxie | May 29, 2010 at 10:11 AM
Exactly, Siouxie.
The suspects are described as being Hispanic and "could be in possession of squeeze bottles or containers of feces," Toronto police said in a release.
Our cops are not paid enough to deal with this sh!t.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 29, 2010 at 10:12 AM
*snork* at Cheesewiz
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 29, 2010 at 10:12 AM
I thought the anglo-Canadians spelt it faeces like they use the British spelling of lots of othre wourds.
Posted by: oneblankspace | May 29, 2010 at 11:28 AM
Suspects are believed to be armed and malodorous.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 29, 2010 at 12:17 PM
Good thing it wasn't two girls and a cup.
Posted by: ScottMGS | May 29, 2010 at 02:35 PM
I could have gone the rest of my life, happily, not knowing this info. Thanks alot Perts.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 29, 2010 at 04:31 PM
Well, then, whatever you do, NC, do *NOT* Google "Two Girls, One Cup". Seriously.
No, really seriously. Do. Not. Go. There.
I am not joking and ISIANMTU.
Posted by: ScottMGS | May 29, 2010 at 05:35 PM
what kind of law is Arizona gonna come up with NOW?!!??
Posted by: Pg. Powell | May 29, 2010 at 05:50 PM
Sorta adds a different connotation to the phrase "havin' the squirts" ... eh?
Posted by: O the U(manity) | May 29, 2010 at 05:54 PM
I think Lex Luthor used this on Superman. It may have been kryptonite instead of feces.
Posted by: LeDud | May 29, 2010 at 06:47 PM
A group of "travelers" once hit a grocery in my town. They looted the safe as the clerk was distracted. They were caught and placed in jail. Unfortunately, they seemed to have an unending supply of human feces to throw at the jailers whenever they walked by.
The worst part is that it worked. They were taken out, escorted to the county line, and told to not come back.
The money was not recovered.
If I had my way, what they threw should have been returned to them for dinner.
Posted by: Steve | May 29, 2010 at 07:19 PM
They should go to Vegas and win money legally.
They are naturals at playing (with) craps1
Posted by: Pirateboy | May 29, 2010 at 08:30 PM
Steve, as a part time nurse for the fine folks in the slammer here, the officers I've worked with would not only have given it back to them for supper but would have fed it to them as well. ScottMGS, thanks a lot. Of course I googled it.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 29, 2010 at 11:16 PM
Just doing it for giggles and s---s.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 29, 2010 at 11:28 PM
I tried to warn you but do you listen? Noooo! *sigh*
Posted by: ScottMGS | May 30, 2010 at 12:08 AM
ewww. ewwww. yick.
Posted by: queensbee | May 30, 2010 at 07:38 AM
Sounds too much like politics.
Posted by: Clankie | May 30, 2010 at 03:09 PM
nursecindy, you only JUST NOW saw "Two Girls, One Cup?"
Posted by: bonmot | May 30, 2010 at 11:48 PM