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May 17, 2010


BMW crashes into woman's bedroom


(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)


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Maria Chutna, 53, said: "I was fast asleep when I was woken by this tremendous roar and a crash. I jumped out of bed and there was the car with me in the room."

France surrendered.

The Ultimate Parking Machine...

My other house is also a Porsche BMW.

The driver was last seen trying to remove a bottle of vodka from his eye.

How do we know that the house was not at fault?

" ....and Lord please help Mrs. Oblansky with her gout, and please, Lord, if you can spare one, please send me a BMW. Good night. Amen."

Why did the Pole crash his car into the bathroom? When you've got to go...

"I said we need to replace that load-bearing support beam! BEAM, not Beemer!"

I'd like 24,000 cheeseburgers and a large order of fries please.

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