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Also from Glee last night.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 26, 2010 at 11:55 AM
I believe he's single and available, cindy.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 26, 2010 at 11:56 AM
NMUA: That's what I was going to say!
"He recently came to the area to apply for fall classes at Oberlin College"
yes, this will look good on his application.
Posted by: Braniff | May 26, 2010 at 11:59 AM
The blood he smelled was actually from the previous vampire they had back there.
Posted by: NotSherly | May 26, 2010 at 12:01 PM
found staggering outside a Drug Mart
Well, there's your problem right there.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | May 26, 2010 at 12:01 PM
...they noticed he was extremely intoxicated and had slurred speech and bloodshot eyes, the report said.
He recently came to the area to apply for fall classes at Oberlin College, according to the report.
You'd expect that sort of behavior from a senior, but not a freshman. He clearly deserves advanced placement.
Posted by: Lairbo | May 26, 2010 at 12:04 PM
He was charged with "disorderly conduct while being voluntarily intoxicated." It is a lesser charge if you're involuntarily intoxicated?
He also was charged with "intimidation". Intimidation? Really? Look at 'im!
Posted by: bonmot | May 26, 2010 at 12:05 PM
Real vampires never get caught...
Posted by: trustf8 | May 26, 2010 at 12:08 PM
^'Snozzled', yes, but Never CAUGHT, Dammit!
Posted by: trustf8 | May 26, 2010 at 12:11 PM
My hometown. I'm so proud. *wipes away tear*
Posted by: wingpup | May 26, 2010 at 12:13 PM
If they hadn't canceled "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" this would have never happened. Buffy, please come back and stake this guy, quick!
Posted by: padraig | May 26, 2010 at 12:14 PM
Dude looks more like Renfield...A-Heh, A-Heh, A-Heh.
Posted by: OC Dolphin | May 26, 2010 at 12:19 PM
At least he wasn't repeating high school.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 26, 2010 at 12:20 PM
riiiight... dumbo
Posted by: queensbee | May 26, 2010 at 12:28 PM
No thanks Jeff. I faint at the sight of blood which makes doing my job difficult at times.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 26, 2010 at 12:38 PM
That ain't no vampire. He's barely a bat. sheesh.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 26, 2010 at 12:41 PM
I have an idea: Dave should write a vampire parody.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 26, 2010 at 01:48 PM
Buffy, spike the sparklies please! What? He didn't sparkle? Awww...Toooo Baddddd...
Posted by: Allen at Division | May 26, 2010 at 02:18 PM
from the comments section:
"They should have tazered him on camera and then ordered him to act out all 3 of those crappy Twilight movies while hopping on one leg."
-snork!
Posted by: mudstuffin | May 26, 2010 at 03:16 PM
"bloodshot eyes". Well, I shouldn't wonder. What else would a vampire have?
Posted by: Steve | May 26, 2010 at 04:10 PM
The photo has a link that says "click to enlarge". I wonder why anyone would want or need to do that?
Posted by: Schadeboy | May 26, 2010 at 05:02 PM
Batty is right.
He also told a female corrections officer at the jail that he wanted to eat her kidney
Isn't that how Jeffery Daumer got his start?
Whiteman was later released
Good idea.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 26, 2010 at 07:25 PM
Of course vampires sparkle. It depends on how much white phosphorous you use on them...
*evil grin*
Posted by: Wes S. | May 27, 2010 at 11:39 AM