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"Did the Earth move, baby, or am I that good?"
As if.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 19, 2010 at 08:13 AM
See. It's the women's fault. Except for Siouxie, who has a machete exception.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | April 19, 2010 at 08:14 AM
I can see several fault lines in this theory.
Posted by: NotSherly | April 19, 2010 at 08:34 AM
That seems reasonable. The wimmins gots it goin' on "down there" and the mens notice what's left (jiggling) (topside) right?
Were there any issues of fat
willieswas?Posted by: danceswithvowels | April 19, 2010 at 08:41 AM
Now I feel so much better about them having nuclear weapons.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | April 19, 2010 at 08:58 AM
You cannot argue with this. No, literally, you cannot argue with this.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | April 19, 2010 at 09:06 AM
So, sex within marriage doesn't cause earthquakes, but sex outside marriage does? How can the earth tell?
Posted by: wingpup | April 19, 2010 at 09:25 AM
If you're blaming a quake
On our feminine souls,
Then volcanoes YOU make
'Cuz you're bigger ash holes.
Posted by: trustf8 | April 19, 2010 at 09:28 AM
wingpup: the sex within marriage involves much less movement
I wonder what the Westboro church folks have to say about this
Posted by: Peter M | April 19, 2010 at 09:28 AM
two words:
badonk, adonk.
that is all.
Posted by: mudstuffin | April 19, 2010 at 09:52 AM
Anyone else reminded of our religious "leaders" claiming 9-11 was God's punishment for our wicked ways? The question is, are the Iranian people snickering or rolling their eyes, too?
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Heated | April 19, 2010 at 09:57 AM
Richard, to be fair, not all religious leaders were claiming this.
Hammie look what Siouxie let me borrow! She said it would help me to get over the jitters since I quit smoking about a week ago. Anybody want to fight??
Posted by: nursecindy | April 19, 2010 at 10:06 AM
I a tol' ya so.
Emeril should be blamed for the Bam earthquake.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | April 19, 2010 at 10:27 AM
I'd like to
show my machete tomeet this so-called cleric. What a maroon.Posted by: Siouxie | April 19, 2010 at 10:31 AM
Brought to you by the religion that seeks global theocracy! He should hook up with the Egyptian cleric who says it's ok for a woman to work in an office with men with whom she's not related, as long as she breast feeds them first. *snork* @ horace.
And whaddaya expect when you live in place called "Bam"?
Posted by: bonmot | April 19, 2010 at 10:57 AM
Bonmot - I would be OK with that office arrangement, but have you ever actually tried breast milk? Um, me neither, but I'm told it's extremely sweet to the point of nausea. Can we arrange it so that the woman can work in your office if she gives you, say, beer instead?
Posted by: Scott | April 19, 2010 at 11:51 AM
Sounds to me like this cleric's getting his story out there before the scandal breaks!
Next announcement will be from 72 former virgins.
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | April 19, 2010 at 12:14 PM
Preposterous!
Posted by: Deepak Chopra | April 19, 2010 at 03:03 PM
Paraphrasing the great Heinlein, "One man's theology is another man's belly laugh".
Each of us has beliefs that others find strange. At a relative's insistence, I participated in "The Lord's Supper" once. In the middle of it, my mind said that this was ritualized cannibalism.
I'm sorry if this offends any Christians out there, but I couldn't finish it.
Posted by: Steve | April 19, 2010 at 03:04 PM
Sex Fuels Earthquakes
Well, yeah, if you're doing it right.
taint their chastity
Huh-huh, he said "taint."
Posted by: Layzeeboy | April 19, 2010 at 03:11 PM