WE BET THE TROOPS ARE THRILLED
Spikes Tactical, a company that sells high-powered weapons in Central
Florida, has been attracting quite a bit of attention lately,,, Large white letters on the windows of its vehicles read: "Stay 100
meters back, or you will be shot."
The owner of Spikes Tactical says it's his way of supporting our troops
overseas.
(Thanks to Clown Puppy)
So? Ever drive up here in Boston?
They don't even BOTHER to warn you!
Posted by: Punkin | April 30, 2010 at 09:04 AM
"'....or you will be snot'??? Mavis, get closer to that van. I can't quite read it without my glasses."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 30, 2010 at 09:06 AM
*snork* @ Annie
Posted by: Punkin | April 30, 2010 at 09:11 AM
Can they blast out those perpetually blinking turn signals while they're at it?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 30, 2010 at 09:20 AM
"Look, Billie Jo, that van's got that curly writin' on it. Must be one of them there terroristas. Hand me my shotgun."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 30, 2010 at 09:33 AM
Just imagine the fun you'd have driving that suv here in DC. Playing tourist as you drive past the Capital, the White House, various other Federal buildings, getting followed by unmarked Black SUVs, the one way ticket to Gitmo...
Posted by: wiredog | April 30, 2010 at 09:45 AM
"a company that sells high-powered weapons in Central Florida"
I think this is a misplaced modifier, but, knowing Central Florida, I could be wrong. Just to be on the safe side, I will be instructing my children NOT to tease the large mouse.
Posted by: Account Deleted | April 30, 2010 at 12:08 PM
Combine a direct threat with Arabic writing that few in this country can read and it is practically guaranteed that someone will shoot first. Also, 200 meters is longer than two football fields and I doubt that many people could read that from a distance like that.
Posted by: Steve | April 30, 2010 at 12:08 PM
I've never driven in Florida. On the other hand I have a perfect driving record. Then again I could get shot if I drive there. I will never drive in Florida. I'll just let the nice cab drivers take me where I need to go when I visit there.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 30, 2010 at 12:47 PM
Well, I could use a new gig...
Posted by: Jack Bauer | April 30, 2010 at 02:11 PM