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April 29, 2010


Jim Beam Found Drunk In Public

(Thanks to marfie)


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Seargent Jack Daniels declined to comment on the arrest.

He'll fit right in with his cell mate, Johnny Walker.

(you'd THINK JB would be immune,huh?)

Now, the other night I lay sleeping,
And I woke from a terrible dream.
So I called up my pal, Jack Daniels,
And his partner Jimmy Beam.

Should have stuck to the Sam Adams.

Bourbon cowboy.

wiredog, you beat me to it.

Wonder if all of "Jim Beam's" aliases were inspired by George Thorogood songs...

The outrage is he was loaded on spritzers.

He drank the mash. He drank the sour mash.
He drank the mash. He soon was just smashed.
He drank the mash. It caught on in flash.
He drank the mash. He drank the mash.

Then they caught Baby Ruth floating in the reflecting pool.

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