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Jim Beam Found Drunk In Public
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April 29, 2010
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Seargent Jack Daniels declined to comment on the arrest.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 29, 2010 at 09:32 AM
He'll fit right in with his cell mate, Johnny Walker.
(you'd THINK JB would be immune,huh?)
Posted by: Siouxie | April 29, 2010 at 10:09 AM
Now, the other night I lay sleeping,
And I woke from a terrible dream.
So I called up my pal, Jack Daniels,
And his partner Jimmy Beam.
Posted by: wiredog | April 29, 2010 at 10:14 AM
Should have stuck to the Sam Adams.
Posted by: Elon | April 29, 2010 at 10:58 AM
Bourbon cowboy.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 29, 2010 at 11:13 AM
wiredog, you beat me to it.
Wonder if all of "Jim Beam's" aliases were inspired by George Thorogood songs...
Posted by: Wes S. | April 29, 2010 at 11:34 AM
The outrage is he was loaded on spritzers.
Posted by: MartiniShark | April 29, 2010 at 01:02 PM
He drank the mash. He drank the sour mash.
He drank the mash. He soon was just smashed.
He drank the mash. It caught on in flash.
He drank the mash. He drank the mash.
Posted by: bonmot | April 29, 2010 at 01:35 PM
Then they caught Baby Ruth floating in the reflecting pool.
Posted by: Clankie | April 29, 2010 at 10:41 PM