OR YOU COULD JUST WEAR PANTS THAT... NAH, THAT'S CRAZY TALK
The 'Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Shield' solves unsightly bum crack problems
(Thanks to Siouxie and bonmot)
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The 'Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Shield' solves unsightly bum crack problems
(Thanks to Siouxie and bonmot)
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I'm sure there is some reason why pants wouldn't work.
Posted by: Elon | April 27, 2010 at 05:35 PM
Finally, the perfect gift for your favorite plumber.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 27, 2010 at 06:01 PM
"buttock-cleft"? Is that what, in English, is referred to as "ass crack"? ASSuming (ha!) it is, why am I so sure that those whose "buttock-clefts" I would most like covered are the least likely to use them?
Posted by: Steve | April 27, 2010 at 06:13 PM
I wish I spoke better English; I was expecting a story about housing transient cocaine addicts.
Posted by: Ralph | April 27, 2010 at 06:16 PM
I hear spackle works too...
Posted by: Wes S. | April 27, 2010 at 08:55 PM
I was going to sat Bondo Wes. Maybe they can sell advertising.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 27, 2010 at 09:45 PM
If they could only develop something like this for cleavage in the boobular area. Then we'd quit having all these earthquakes.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 27, 2010 at 09:57 PM
They should call it The BumWow.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 27, 2010 at 10:11 PM
I'm more in the market for a device to offset my own terrible disease: noacitol.
Posted by: Surly Ugest | April 28, 2010 at 06:14 AM
*snork* @ 'noacitol'.
(It takes a minute)
Posted by: NotSherly | April 28, 2010 at 08:11 AM
Is it available with NCAA logos?
Posted by: jon | April 28, 2010 at 08:49 AM
I LOVE the BumWow name. And I'd totally get a Bengals logo (no NCAA).
Posted by: Diane | April 28, 2010 at 10:25 AM
A temp tramp stamp - for those who only want to be trashy on the weekends.
Posted by: PhilB | April 28, 2010 at 10:40 AM
I prefer to use the less traditional method of Pants and Underwear that Actually Fit.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | April 28, 2010 at 11:44 AM
I miss John Madden and his magic yellow crayon.
Posted by: MOTW | April 28, 2010 at 01:00 PM
Two words:
Crack Spackle®.
That is to say, somebody else already thought of this, especially in how it relates to plubmers or plumbers, and other similar tradesmen. Hopefully this will be enough text other than the link that it is not flagged as Specially Produced in Austin Minnesota.
Posted by: oneblankspace | April 28, 2010 at 04:26 PM