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I think the sloth keeps eating my posts.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 26, 2010 at 11:26 AM
TAKE III
Edgar???
Posted by: Siouxie | April 26, 2010 at 11:26 AM
and just
WHOWHAT is he emerging from, Uranus?Posted by: trustf8 | April 26, 2010 at 11:30 AM
Thanks for that, Dave.
Now I don't have to take my appetite suppresant.
*barfs*
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 26, 2010 at 11:35 AM
Mother-in-Law!
Posted by: bonmot | April 26, 2010 at 11:36 AM
Good Gawd, it has the same hairstyle as Bill Clinton.
Posted by: Wes S. | April 26, 2010 at 11:45 AM
looks like a newt.
Posted by: queensbee | April 26, 2010 at 11:47 AM
Aw, it's a sloth! What's wrong with a sloeeeeeeeeew!
Posted by: jemmy | April 26, 2010 at 12:48 PM
Cover of new cd: Courtney Love in her band 'Hole'.
Posted by: trustf8 | April 26, 2010 at 12:55 PM
So THAT'S what a s***-eating grin looks like!
Posted by: Tampa Norm | April 26, 2010 at 12:58 PM
OK, everybody is disgusted. Probably most of us have had a "chocolate"-loving dog. Or one that has rolled around in a fur-pancake beside the road. And people love dogs.
Personally, I'm not that fond of sloths. I got tired of playing fetch and waiting a week for him to get back.
Posted by: Steve | April 26, 2010 at 01:27 PM
queensbee,
The sloth is much more useful than the former Speaker of the House.
Posted by: wiredog | April 26, 2010 at 01:35 PM
Is this what gives them such a unique flavour?
Posted by: JEC | April 26, 2010 at 02:30 PM
agree wiredog! i was at the zoo in syracuse, ny (they have a really nice zoo there) and they have slothses. they live in trees because they only have 3 toes, and cannot really walk, but they can move from tree to tree easily, when they move. which isnt often. but they are a homely group. come to think of it, so is newt.
Posted by: queensbee | April 26, 2010 at 02:47 PM
Y'know, some animals, after they crawl into a hole, should pretty much just stay there. Resist the old comeback urge. Which makes me ask, did they hose off the sloths to make sure one of them wasn't Britney?
Posted by: padraig | April 26, 2010 at 02:58 PM
The Bunghole Slothers WBAGNARB that kind of sounds like a band that already exists.
Posted by: bonmot | April 26, 2010 at 04:20 PM
and its too bad they arent cuter. you just dont wanna pet a sloth. ewww.
Posted by: queensbee | April 26, 2010 at 04:33 PM
"playing fetch and waiting a week for him to get back." LOL at Steve's comment. Very funny.
I think this sloth falls into the "so ugly it's cute" category.
Posted by: Kris L | April 27, 2010 at 02:25 AM
Kris, dude, it's kovered in krap! How kute is that?!
Posted by: bonmot | April 27, 2010 at 10:24 AM